Edonkulation 

This word isn't properly defined. It is anything pleasing or awesome. If you call someone an "edonkulator" it is a compliment. Not everyone edonkulates. To ensure someone is not faking their edonkulation, ask what sound they make while they edonkulate. This is not a dirty word, depending on the context.

Dude, Steve is really good at edonkulation!

Edonkulation by Edonkulator May 31, 2011

Ejunkulation 

1. The act of sending a naked picture via text message/e-mail or other social medium, often prematurely.

2. The act of exposing your crazy on a date in a rapid, almost violent manner.

Match.com guys have a tendancy for premature ejunkulation, usually five minutes after your first conversation.

Ejunkulation by CluexFour May 13, 2010

Premature ejokulation 

The act of laughing at your own joke prior to delivering the punch line.

david letterman committed premature ejokulation last night.

dude thinks his jokes are so funny he prematurely ejokulates.

Premature ejokulation by spencedog April 11, 2009

premature erockulation 

The condition created when a local band's self perceived popularity exceeds it's actual popularity.

Did you see the band at the bar last night? Their lead singer really has premature erockulation. Who the hell were they anyway?

premature erockulation by Vanhinely November 7, 2006

premature ejockulation

Living out your unaccomplished goals of being a sports superstar by forcing your children to play sports they are either too young to play or suck at playing.

I love Jim and Jenny to death, but little Timmy has no business being out on that field. This is a classic case of premature ejockulation.

premature ejockulation by Dr. Tanglewood March 19, 2015

Ebockulation Disorder

A rare psychosexual disorder that prevents the afflicted from achieving sexual gratification and climacx without the applying hot sauce directly to the genitals and 1.5 episodes of Dexter.

Jim purchased 8 bottle of Satan's Taint Hot Sauce for his honeymoon, hoping to achieve orgasm at least once since he suffers from Ebockulation disorder.

Ebockulation Disorder by drinktildeath January 4, 2012

postmature erockulation 

n. the production of lame music by older people, often B-list movie stars, who are boring us while they "live the dream".
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Dude! I hear your father started a Tim Robbins cover band. I didn't know he suffered from postmature erockulation.

postmature erockulation by Public_ice September 15, 2011