PIONEL PENDRES PESSI IS KNOWN FOR TERRORIZING EIBAR TWICE A YEAR, AND IS NOTHING WITHOUT XAVIESTA MOSTLY KNOWN FOR ROBBING BALLONDORS
by PESSI EIBAR ROBBING PENALTY May 19, 2022
A term used to describe pionel pessi who ghosts against big teams, most notably Bayern Munich. He loves pens, made up awards, the refs, and Eibar!!!
Chad: Leo Messi is such a fraud!
Timmothy: Hey don’t speak of my dad-idol like that!!
Chad: Give him pen or he’ll ghost 😡
Timmothy: B-but world cup!!!
Chad: Just admit it. He’s the ghost of eibar
Timmothy: yeah you’re right my idol is finished but I can’t get his meat out my mouth so I’ll keep defending him
Timmothy: Hey don’t speak of my dad-idol like that!!
Chad: Give him pen or he’ll ghost 😡
Timmothy: B-but world cup!!!
Chad: Just admit it. He’s the ghost of eibar
Timmothy: yeah you’re right my idol is finished but I can’t get his meat out my mouth so I’ll keep defending him
by IllegalAssBeaner April 2, 2023
Lord of Eibar is a local legend(the cute dwarf) from Camp Zoo who always perform well against Eibar, Mallorca, Alaves.
by Raj Kazhar August 18, 2020
A professional footballer from Argentina who is popular for statpadding goals against lower table teams. He goes to Europe with a bottle in his hand, gets eliminated, cries and returns to Spain and lashes out at Eibar.
by KPOOR September 6, 2020
by Doendre and jamie May 6, 2018
A fake name for the best footballer in the world Lionel Messi, crafted for him by fans of the tapin merchant Penaldo for scoring 38 goals against Sevilleibar, 32 against Athleticeibar, 29 against Valenceibar, 27 against Bilbaeibar and 26 goals against the almighty Eibar Lite (Real Vardrid)
1. Depressed clueless Vardrid/Penited/Juventass fan: "Eibar man can only score against eibar😭"
2. Tekashi Inui is the Eibar man since he's their main striker but people with lack of football knowledge and English don't know he's the Eibar man.
3. Eibar and Eibar man are miles clear of Crystal Palace.
2. Tekashi Inui is the Eibar man since he's their main striker but people with lack of football knowledge and English don't know he's the Eibar man.
3. Eibar and Eibar man are miles clear of Crystal Palace.
by High IQ football fan May 9, 2021