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Egopantis 

A furry animal of unknown species living in the woods of Shirley MA.
They had the head of an Egopantis hanging on the wall.
Egopantis by DoubleBassMan February 27, 2021
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egonanism 

A contraction of ego and onanism. The act of self gratifying one's ego.
David reposted his old poetry and then posted about his reposting it. He's just indulging in egonanism.
egonanism by Angatkuq March 12, 2011

eggpants 

The resulting foul, mildewy smell from leaving your pants in the washing machine long after the wash cycle has finished.
"I couldn't figure out what smelled so bad. Then I realized I was wearing a pair of eggpants."
eggpants by Crashh October 29, 2007

empantisocialite 

one who is empathetic, caring and geniune, and extremely irritated with the mindless, close-minded and negative ways of society;
one who naturally falls outside the group of general society due to their own opposing qualities such as: antisocialite characteristics, open-mindedness, empathy, humanitarianism, mindfulness, etc.
an empantisocialite is a humanitarian who is extremely irritated with mindless society and mindless social norms;
an empantisocialite is both empathetic and sociopathic/dissocial at the same time;
one who is all the following at the same time: empathetic, antisocial, dissocial, caring, concerned, antisocialitic, ...
empantisocialite by weina25 July 2, 2009
Word created to symbolize ones emo/emotional feelings
"I wear my emopants abroad."
emopants by Monotypical April 9, 2005

Eggplantish

Something that will bring you joy, but at the same time pain.
Your t-shirt is totally eggplantish......
You know what is eggplantish? YOUR FACE!
Eggplantish by cheezy wonton August 10, 2010

eggpants 

Originated on a warm drunken summer's night in Gaithersburg, MD. The man, the myth, the legend. The eggpants...
Jodi messed up his name so badly...we have decided to name him eggpants.
eggpants by KMA December 10, 2004
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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