Eggsalt

When one reads the back of a fortune cookie and misses the comma between egg, and salt.

"I don't know what eggsalt is, but I don't trust it."

- Emily Darling

by Whhhhaaaaatttttt August 18, 2013

eggsaladly

Eggsaladly is another way to say exactly.

You are eggsaladly right Simon. Planned obsolescence has given companies millions of dollars in revenue.

by Aqueous93 August 24, 2017

eggsalad

"Excellent"

Saying "eggsalad" in a Mr. Burnsish manor while tenting fingers maniacally has the best results.

Person 1: "Hey, while you're up will you grab me a beer?"
Person 2: "Sure"
Person 3: "Eggsalad..."

by C & L September 11, 2008

eggsallent

the modified version of the exclaimation 'excellent.' Derived from the habitiually said catch word 'ex..cell...ent; so commonly said among those having a devious or sinical speech pattern (mad, insane, mini, evil scientists or surgeons.) Saying Egg Salad just sounds dumb, but once you start saying it you really can't stop sounding really dumb. So Eggsallent is the resulting accepatable word that can be salvaged out of that compultionary "egg....." with the latter, 'sallent' being just better sounding than salad, and still recognized as maybe being the original Excellent.

Robby had grown sick of hearing his son, Bobby, repeat after his favorite cartoon-evil-mini-mad scientist's "Excellent..." response to everything. So Robby asked his son to change it to something a little funnier. So Bobby would say, "egg sallad..." in the same cartoon-evil-mini-mad scientist voice. Then soon, Bobby found out that he sounded really dumb and wanted to say excellent again; but the phrase egg-salad had dug itself entirely too deep for Bobby to not blurt out "Egg", no matter the surcumstance. Hence, Bobby's reaction time to his own mistake always leaves the eggs and transforms the salad, to Sallent.

by KrispyKreemD March 15, 2005

Eggsalad Weekend

To describe a weekend in which you did nothing worth mentioning, such as "Making an eggsalad Sandwich"

In reference to Andy from 40 Year Old Virgin.

"Hey what did you do this weekend"

"Oh man, Nothing much, it was another eggsalad weekend."

by reginacarla January 20, 2009

eggsactly

when you say exactly but wrongfully.

“wow i guess your right”. EGGSACTLY.

by manjeetthebomb November 21, 2018

Eggsactually

(adverb) in an exact manner.

Mom: When you come home, that would be your activity. Ask someone professional eggsactually how and whats the right thing to do and how to do.

by Mira!!! March 31, 2012