eggsalad

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"Excellent"

Saying "eggsalad" in a Mr. Burnsish manor while tenting fingers maniacally has the best results.

Person 1: "Hey, while you're up will you grab me a beer?"
Person 2: "Sure"
Person 3: "Eggsalad..."

eggsalad by C & L September 11, 2008

Words you can keep

Eggsalad

The act of wiping your ass with a company document, then putting it through the shredder.

My boss pissed me off, so I turned in my weekly expense report as eggsalad.

They asked me to turn in all my documents when I quit, so I turned them into eggsalad.

Eggsalad by FatFratDaddy September 11, 2016

eggsalad

When you stick your nuts between your legs so they stick out the back and then you moon someone.

Oh my god, I can't believe henry showed me his eggsalad!

eggsalad by Steve R Jenkins August 16, 2006

Eggsalad Weekend

To describe a weekend in which you did nothing worth mentioning, such as "Making an eggsalad Sandwich"

In reference to Andy from 40 Year Old Virgin.

"Hey what did you do this weekend"

"Oh man, Nothing much, it was another eggsalad weekend."

Eggsalad Weekend by reginacarla January 20, 2009

Egg Salad

A social activity or occasion comprised of predominately girls. It gains etymology from its antonym, the sausage fest, which refers to the primary male reproductive organ as opposed to the female.

Because we guys were hosting a Sausage Fest at Steve's house, Suzy decided to have an Egg Salad of her own.

Egg Salad by The Great And Powerful Oz July 20, 2008

Chinese Egg-salad sandwich

A person forcefully stuffs lettuce and croutons into a chicken’s ass. Then said person proceeds to stuff the chicken into the anal cavity of an anorexic dog. Proceed to fuck the nasal cavity of the dog while eating the salad out of the chicken.

Hey you wanna come over to my house tonight? We’re having a Chinese Egg-Salad Sandwich.

Chinese Egg-salad sandwich by Shower_Shiter_Duo January 24, 2023

Vampire’s egg salad

To dine on the many splendors of menstruation. To eat a girl out during her period.

Allessandra is a dirty girl, she asked me to dinner and the main course was the vampire’s egg salad.

Vampire’s egg salad by Lilboknerr October 29, 2017

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026