Egg Yolk

A particully sticky pungent yellow discharge found in the gusset of a womans knickers. Often found covering the pissflaps with a tendency to adhere to the giblets and the bean. Some egg yokly discharge is that thick that when parting the beef curtains it almost resembles opening up a cheese toastie. Once a month this can also be found with tomato ketchup mixed in.
Mam... I pulled this fucking slut last night and went down to muff dive her then ended up with egg yolk discharge all over my face and some tomato clotchup on my tongue!!
by Andybean May 04, 2008
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egg yolking

Place of origin: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada.
The (probably imaginary) fetish of enlarging one's testicle(s), through lack of use or medical illness, to the point of cartoonish proportions. Then, once 'full', bursting said testicle(s) all over a sexual partner.
"I haven't had sex in so long, I may end up egg yolking the next girl I hook up with."
by Gimmick The Gnome April 25, 2010
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Egg yolk

Hocking up thick flem spitting into the air and catching in your mouth.
I'm walking with young lady I hack up lugy spit into the air catch it and say to her egg yolk
by Dr. Dabe December 09, 2013
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Amish Egg Yolk

When a man breaks an egg open on his penis and uses the egg yolk as a masturbatory lubricant, which is meant to resemble the fashion in which amish people churn butter.
I just ran out of lotion yesterday, so today I had to perform an amish egg yolk on myself.
by analbutt69 May 02, 2012
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69 egg yolks

When you are introduced to someone
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Egg Yolks

Co-worker 1
What happened to Kevin?

Co-worker 2: Oh! I accidentally broke his egg yolks last night and today he needs them iced all day.
by Mrs Mrs Mrs May 01, 2021
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When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything
"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."
by Pheeblesweeebles December 10, 2020
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