The act of punching a hole in a drywall and having sexual intercourse with your partner through the hole in the drywall... while pooping.
"Hey why is there a hole in your drywall?"
"Oh, Gloria and I were just doing a Portuguese drywall the other day."
"Oh, Gloria and I were just doing a Portuguese drywall the other day."
by analbutt69 December 02, 2011
When a man breaks an egg open on his penis and uses the egg yolk as a masturbatory lubricant, which is meant to resemble the fashion in which amish people churn butter.
by analbutt69 February 23, 2012