Egg Monkey 

A person you don't want hanging around your house because he fucks up you shit.

Person 1:Please stop braking all my shit you're being an egg monkey right now.
Person 2: Monkey Noises.

Egg Monkey by DeathPenalty01 May 29, 2020

Egg Money 

Money stashed away for buying little pleasure or home items. Extra side money earned just for fun spending.

I'm using the egg money I earned on the side from ebay to buy the surf board I always wanted.

Farming women would earn "butter and egg money" from their poultry to be used for clothing, shoes, extra treats like white sugar or oranges, and anything store-bought for the home. Men would use crop money to pay the mortgage, or buy livestock or seed for next year.

Egg Money by Shumado November 5, 2015

Egg Money 

The money that is wasted when you drop your egg salad in the Costco lift.

*Egg salad slips and crashes to the ground*
"Oh no, EGG MONEYYYYYYYY"

1:"Got paid the other day"
2:"EGG MONEHH"

Egg Money by CamelRider October 28, 2013

Egg roll money 

The wealth of a young asian immigrant who appears balling and acts hard, but either they or their family just owns a cash-only asian restaurant and evades taxes. Prevalent in the asian comunity.

Yo check that sweet whip, is he an accountant or is he pushing weight?

Neither, man. He's butter soft, and thats just egg roll money.

Egg roll money by Emby June 5, 2009