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egesu is the sweetest creature in the world. a master of excellence. There is beauty in every inch of her. the name of this person is just as unique as her.the lashes of this species are usually two meters. she is the best friend you can find. I'm someone who came across this species and I love it. DLNDODJDODJLFKFLF ILY ILY ILY
egesu will pass tomorrow’s biology test with a high score
Egesu by tomybestieeeee February 8, 2020
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A very sweet generous guy that is super friendly and loyal. He is always there when you need him and has a smile that will light up any body's day. He has the kindest heart and takes up a part of yours when you meet him. He's short and loves to laugh. So if you ever Meet an Eleusis make sure to always keep him by your side like I always will
Ex) the love of my life is Eleusis
eleusis by Thebaeduh May 15, 2014

Egustioner 

One who has lots of gustion and uses it.
Talking about one with a big ego: "Look at that egustioner!!!"
Egustioner by Airninjamuhaha December 30, 2009
Medieval word for egg, also a form of molestation but no one needs to know about that.
'Darling, pass lé Eggús'

'I was Eggused'
Eggus by Big BV8 December 17, 2018

Egestion 

The elimination of faeces from the body.
Egestion is shitting.
Egestion by GreatStork March 16, 2019
Eveus, as in Eveus Christ, is a fictional character who some might believe in rather than God.
Praise Eveus Christ.
eveus by frannybobanny April 19, 2017
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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