The eggus beatus is an act performed on a pregnant woman who is feeling adventurous. The first step, is to mount an egg whisker to a drill. Next, the “beater” must insert the whisker into the vagina activating the drill until the “yoke” of the baby starts so leak out. Another key step is that the “beater” must be wearing highwaters and smoking a dart.
Me: Hey man, heard you got that one girl pregnant, has her boyfriend found out.
Friend: Naw, I gave her the eggus beatus before he realized. All good in the hood.
Friend: Naw, I gave her the eggus beatus before he realized. All good in the hood.
by Curious4cougars September 26, 2019