Eggus

Medieval word for egg, also a form of molestation but no one needs to know about that.

'Darling, pass lé Eggús'

'I was Eggused'

Eggus by Big BV8 December 17, 2018

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Eggus Burgus

This word can be used in many ways to express one's reaction. Eggus Burgus is mainly used as a filler word as well.

1. Okay

2. That's crazy

3. Cool

4. Why would I care

5. That's odd

There's other words that can define this term but I'm too lazy to write more.

Examples

Ex 1.

Person 1: HEY YOU CAN'T KILL MY PEOPLE THAT'S GENOCIDE!!

Person 2: That's pretty Eggus Burgus

Ex 2.
Person 1. Dude there's this girl I like and she's Soo hot.

Person 2. Why would I Eggus Burgus.

Eggus Burgus by Hum's brother October 17, 2022

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Related Words

Eggus Burgus • Eggus • Eggus Beatus • succeus eggus • eggs • eggs benedict • Eggs Benedict Arnold • eggshell • Eggism • eggs dee

Eggus Beatus

The eggus beatus is an act performed on a pregnant woman who is feeling adventurous. The first step, is to mount an egg whisker to a drill. Next, the “beater” must insert the whisker into the vagina activating the drill until the “yoke” of the baby starts so leak out. Another key step is that the “beater” must be wearing highwaters and smoking a dart.

Me: Hey man, heard you got that one girl pregnant, has her boyfriend found out.
Friend: Naw, I gave her the eggus beatus before he realized. All good in the hood.

Eggus Beatus by Curious4cougars September 25, 2019

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Eggus Burgus

Can mean many things but is mostly used as a filler word.

Examples are:

1). Good job

2). Crazy

3). Okay

4). Sure

(There's too many to list and I'm too lazy)

Jewish man: Sir you can't kill us, that's GENOCIDE! You must stop at once!

Hitler: Damn that's pretty Eggus Burgus

Eggus Burgus by Hum's brother October 16, 2022