Efficiefy 

To make more efficient.

Chris: The way we are making these pencils is really inefficient. It wastes time, energy, money, and wood.
Josh: Let me efficiefy that for you. It's what I do.

Efficiefy by txba397 February 19, 2015

Total Efficiency Coefficient, (T.E.C.)

T.E.C. Is the closest possible approximated measure of energy expended in any biochemical and or socioeconomic process from start (A) to finish (B) generally portrayed in calories and represented as a percentage in decimal form.

i.e. A boat carrying a load from South Africa to Beijing has a stand still value of (Xcalories) @ point (A)=Xcal. divided by the total calculable energy in calories expensed in “fuel”, “labor”, “payload loss” and “mechanical breakdown” used upon reaching point (B)=Xcal. where {Xt.e.c. = (A)Xcal. / (B)Xcal.}.

*Xt.e.c. = Total Efficiency Coefficient, (T.E.C.)

Total Efficiency Coefficient, (T.E.C.) by G.O.H. Ent.,Inc. October 12, 2022

efficienist 

An individual whose life is centred on being as efficient as humanly possible.

Neil is an efficienist, there is no doubt about that. He hates inefficient people, and believes there should be a law restricting those people from interacting with society.

efficienist by Neil Kifflife June 22, 2012

Efficiency 

A Minecraft enchantment

Hey what’s up man I doing an efficiency enchantment while fishing
Bro that’s SICK

Efficiency by I_eat_beans_for_breakfast December 1, 2019

Soviet Efficiency 

A phrase that decribes any system, operation, or action, where the beaurocracy serves to create more problems than the problem it was created to solve.

Jack came into class late, the teachers inquiry of, "why were you late?" was followed by, "Sorry, the buses ran with soviet efficiency!"

Soviet Efficiency by Japanadan October 7, 2004

be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet

A professional sniper's standards

Professionals have standards. Be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. - Tf2 Sniper

be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet by Barrett M82 September 5, 2022

Asian Efficiency 

The pinnacle of human productivity and efficiency. Grants superhuman abilities of focus and attention on getting work done in the shortest amount of time, usually to the exclusion of everything else.

Not normally observed in non-Asian races, and explains the other-worldly feats and performance of Asian kids in school.

Jack: "Hey dude, what about that paper?"
Asian Kid: "Done."
Jack: "And the one on..."
Asian Kid: "Done."
Jack: "Goddamn dude, what are you on?"
Asian Kid: "Asian Efficiency dude, Asian Efficiency."

Asian Efficiency by AE Aaron October 16, 2012