Japanadan's definitions

Jacques Chirac

A mythological creature summoned from the depths of hell, does 38-42 dmg, and extra damage to fortified structures as well as (the french economy). Ranged attack and is immune to magic, and has resistant skin giving him +3 armor, as well as 1620 health.

I sent 12 knights and a BloodMage against him and they only did 300 damage, he's overpowered they need to nerf him.

by Japanadan October 8, 2004

Corporate Takeover

When a corporation buys a smaller corporation, or proprietary with the possibility of increasing it's profitable revenue. NO IT ISN'T DESTROYING SMALL BUSINESSES, THE SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS OPT TO SELL THEM TO CORPORATIONS, SMALL BUSINESSES STILL PROVIDE MORE JOBS THAN LARGE CORPORATIONS IN THE US. STOP BITCHING WHINEY LIBERALS.

The whiney liberal with no business qualifications makes the assumption small businesses are being "railroaded" by corporations when they fail to realize MOST CORPORATIONS STARTED OUT AS SMALL BUSINESSES! FUCKING RETARD!

by Japanadan February 7, 2006

Confederate Flag

A Red white and blue fag with a similar design to that of the American Flag, flown by the CSA, it's meaning is what you make of it although there has been some scrupulation to the legitimacy of the "heritage" of the flag, it remains a powerful symbol of the South-Eastern United States. Civil War (1861-1865)

After the civil war, a new law prescribed that 75% of a states male population would need to take the pledge to defend America, however less than 10% in most cases actually did, and these states were readmitted into the union, not necessarily of thier own volition but of the volition of the US.

by Japanadan October 8, 2004

Corporation

Usually begin as small successful sole proprietary, or partnership businesses that grow and because they're successful and make money whiney liberals bitch that they aren't doing enough to help the poor who for the most part won't help themselves. WAH THE CORPORATION IS MAKING MONEY THAT MEANS WE SHOULD TAKE IT ALL AWAY AND COMPLETELY DESTROY PRODUCTIVITY IN THE US.

IDIOT LIBERAL #1: "Let's make America more like the "Utopia" that Europe is"
IDIOT LIBERAL #2: "Fuck businesses over with high taxes that force them to relocate to other countries and destroy job growth and the economy here!"
IDIOT LIBERAL #1: "SHOULD WE ELIMINATE FREE SPEECH TOO?"
IDIOT LIBERAL #2: "THE MEDIA WILL DO THAT FOR US!"

by Japanadan October 11, 2004

Jap-Scat

A woman who injected an egg into her ass from a turkey baster and then shit it into a pan, cooked it and ate it.

Comes from Japan, JAPAN! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT!

by Japanadan October 7, 2004

Soviet Efficiency

A phrase that decribes any system, operation, or action, where the beaurocracy serves to create more problems than the problem it was created to solve.

Jack came into class late, the teachers inquiry of, "why were you late?" was followed by, "Sorry, the buses ran with soviet efficiency!"

by Japanadan October 7, 2004

Michael Badnarik

A libertarian Presidential candidate who espouses the views of the Libertarian Party, dedicated to reduce government spending, establishing a hard-currency system, Withdrawing from the UN and expelling them,*finally*, Eliminating the nonsensical "assault-weapons ban", Keeping the government out of marital affairs, getting out of Iraq because it's been such a mess. Basically the only party worth voting for.

I was going to vote for Bush, then I found out about the Libertarian Party, now I plan to vote for Michael Badnarik.

by Japanadan October 9, 2004