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be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet

Professionals have standards. Be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. - Tf2 Sniper

Efficient 

Extremely hard working, always functioning at the highest of standards, and finding the best possible solution. Other wise known as a Miriam.
"Oh my god, how did she get all of this DONE?!"
"She's efficient...Duh."

Example 2:
"No no, it takes 30 minutes to get to Whole Foods. There is no possible way for you to get there in twenty minutes."

"Bam! there in ten. "

energy efficient 

Marketing speak for "doesn't work worth a fuck". Only saves any appreciable energy by the placement of the "energy efficient" sticker, which discourages anyone from using it.
That "energy efficient" automatic door takes about five minutes to open, so everyone not in a wheelchair has learned to just open the door the old-fashioned way. Guess it really does save energy! What a piece of shit.
energy efficient by GeneralSeptem November 30, 2013

Efficient Butter 

The term used when somebody efficiently orders an item or food product, sometimes used when somebody performs another action efficiently however this is wrong.
Jim: Hey wanna order some chinese

Fred: Already done, i read your mind

Jim: You are the definition of efficient butter

Fred: Haha, cheers mate
Efficient Butter by Madman248 July 14, 2011

efficient riding 

Crappy Weather+Less People at The Amusement Park+Short Lines=More rides that can be rode in one day
Man, let’s go to Cedar Point today!

Yea, the weather is shitty so that sounds like a day full of efficient riding!
efficient riding by E19 June 3, 2018

cost efficient 

Person who gets drunk so fast that they have to spend less on alcohol than everyone else..
Man 1:Dude, I just drank a 1/4 of this loko and im already gone.

Man 2:Dam bro, your cost efficient.
cost efficient by macramento916 September 10, 2011