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be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet

Professionals have standards. Be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. - Tf2 Sniper

Efficient 

Extremely hard working, always functioning at the highest of standards, and finding the best possible solution. Other wise known as a Miriam.
"Oh my god, how did she get all of this DONE?!"
"She's efficient...Duh."

Example 2:
"No no, it takes 30 minutes to get to Whole Foods. There is no possible way for you to get there in twenty minutes."

"Bam! there in ten. "

energy efficient 

Marketing speak for "doesn't work worth a fuck". Only saves any appreciable energy by the placement of the "energy efficient" sticker, which discourages anyone from using it.
That "energy efficient" automatic door takes about five minutes to open, so everyone not in a wheelchair has learned to just open the door the old-fashioned way. Guess it really does save energy! What a piece of shit.
energy efficient by GeneralSeptem November 30, 2013

Efficient Butter 

The term used when somebody efficiently orders an item or food product, sometimes used when somebody performs another action efficiently however this is wrong.
Jim: Hey wanna order some chinese

Fred: Already done, i read your mind

Jim: You are the definition of efficient butter

Fred: Haha, cheers mate
Efficient Butter by Madman248 July 14, 2011

efficient riding 

Crappy Weather+Less People at The Amusement Park+Short Lines=More rides that can be rode in one day
Man, let’s go to Cedar Point today!

Yea, the weather is shitty so that sounds like a day full of efficient riding!
efficient riding by E19 June 3, 2018

cost efficient 

Person who gets drunk so fast that they have to spend less on alcohol than everyone else..
Man 1:Dude, I just drank a 1/4 of this loko and im already gone.

Man 2:Dam bro, your cost efficient.
cost efficient by macramento916 September 10, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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