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Enchantment 

An Enchantment is a spell, mostly used in fantasy games that follow the concept of spells.
It's a 'positive' spell targeted on friendly targets. When these spells are cast they mostly have a 'longer' effect on the target.
(eg. an invisible shield that lasts for 15 secondes and decreases incoming damage by 10)
Of course these Enchantments can vary in much ways and types.
Warrior: Damn duud I'm under attack by a creature.. I'm dying !!
Healer: dunt worry, I'll cast an enchantment for you
Warrior: Ty
Enchantment by Zero-G October 26, 2005

Enchantment 

A slang term for an STD (sexually transmitted disease) such as AIDS or Herpes.
Ian forgot to pack condoms when he went to his girlfriend’s house, but decided to have sex with her anyway. As a result, he obtained an enchantment and had to visit a doctor.

Enchantment? 

A question that is, no matter the conversation, always on topic.
Leliana: Oh, hello Sandal!
Sandal: Enchantment?
Leliana: What are you doing with all those mangled corpses?
Sandal: ENCHANTMENT.
Enchantment? by Topekalady. April 30, 2010

Enchantment Table 

1. A block in Minecraft where you can enchant sum shit

2. The untold language no one but the gods can speak.

3. A comeback to when someone is speaking a foreign language. Slightly racist tho.
1. Someone: Whoa, I found fortune III on my Enchantment Table! Ill!

2. Someone 2: (on the phone)╎ ᔑᒲ ᓭ⚍!¡ᒷ∷ ⍑𝙹ℸ ̣ , ᔑꖎꖎ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⊣╎∷ꖎᓭ ᒲ╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ᓭᒷ ̇/ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ᒲᒷ!
Someone 3: Whoa, did you hear that god on his phone?
Someone 4: Yeah man, he be speakin Enchantment Table.

3. Some foreign dude: *speaks Arabic or something*
Someone 3: Sorry, I don't speak Enchantment Table.
Someone 2: Whoa man, that's a bit racist.

enchantment table 

An unknown language spoken by an individual. Usually gibberish.
“Hey man did you hear Playboi Carti rap on that new song?”
“Yeah I did but I couldn’t understand him tho he was speaking Enchantment Table”

Enchantment Table 

Used when someone starts talking in a language no one really cares enough to learn (arabic, filipino, or whatever)
Kinda racist tho
Some guy: nagsasalita ka ba ng pilipino?

Some other guy: Sorry bro, I don't speak enchantment table

Pewds: That's racist
Enchantment Table by DeliCiel January 31, 2021
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