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A transliteration of the acronym FML meaning "Fuck my life". It is used in legitimate situations where ones life is truly fucked but has found its way into the everyday vocabularies of typical bros and hoes in imitation of fmylife.com (the bash.org of retards).
Pooja: DUDE my cell is soo old I cant even see the time and text at the same time! i thought it was 11:30.. EFEMEL LOLZZ!
Jay-Z: OH FUCK ME
Jay-Z: I FORGOT TO PICK UP MY 7 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER FROM SOCCER PRACTICE
Jay-Z: 7 HOURS AGO
Jay-Z: HOLY SHIT
Jay-Z: BYE
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A sexual fetish of nipples; The love of nipples.
That man has efemel.
Efemel is one weird fetish.
Efemel by Monkiess July 6, 2009
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N/V. To diminish one's femininity, by being more feminine, or by casting her in a more "masculine" light than she would wish.

The feminine version of "emasculate."

Noun, verb: efemulate. adj, efemulating
John Boy, I do believe that women here are angry with you because you efemulate them by being the prettiest diva in the room.

She didn't appreciate the efemulating effect that the chainsaw gave her when polite company was around.

I think grandma felt efemulated that I cooked dinner and then offered to wash the dishes.
efemulate by Professor reZz January 9, 2008
She’s a strong and beautiful woman she has a heart of gold .She ready to sacrifice a lot for u

She has the heart of a mother .shes a true African woman

She loves with all her heart but doesn’t get a lot of love in return.She is strong but get hurt easily still

When she loves you she will go all out for u but be careful not to hurt in a way she can’t take because all her love will turn to nothing but hate if you do . She’s very loyal so she requests loyalty in return. You will probably not find anybody has sweet as her if you loose her.
Efemena is a strong and beautiful girl
Efemena by Eloghosa February 3, 2020

elemelon 

The god of melons
We woreship the elemelon
elemelon by gjufufufdydydufuyddudyyd September 5, 2020

Elemelonwind 

Elemelonwind is the ign of a Minecraft player, who is known to be "incredibly cracked at the game" and "too good". They enjoy playing the minigame bedwars on popular Minecraft server Hypixel, most often the 4v4v4v4 gamemode. Also known by the nickname "Melon", they are very cool and smart, with many friends and eboys.
I wish I was as cool as Elemelonwind

Elemelonwind only fell into the void 3 times that game!
Elemelonwind by luxynth May 26, 2021

eemelismi 

Whoa look its eemelismi
eemelismi by whosen March 7, 2023
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