edohc 

a long, skinny, penis

i bet abe lincoln was an edoch

edohc by g0_0n December 22, 2003

Edohc 

Edohc is chode backwards. Whenever you’re feeling in the mood to say something dirty but can’t be scandalous.

person 1: Are you going to ask that guy for his snap?
person 2: Nah, I bet he has a edohc.

Edohc by koolbeanz123 March 6, 2020

edouche 

a person who uses an electronic device, while ignoring the people around him/her.

Stop being an edouche and talk to me, I am sitting right next to you!

edouche by BZ-BZ-BZ July 15, 2011

edouchefag 

A douchebag male in his teens or 20s trying to act cool and hip while smoking an e-cigarette. Usually seen in urban areas. This special breed of douchebag spans all ethnic groups. More prevalent among white males. Said douchebag makes it a point that he HAS to be noticed by everyone, especially women. They will slowly walk and strut for added effect. Notice their extra "plumage" or dressing extra "nice" as to be more "hip".

This special type of douchebag makes you want to go up and punch them in the face at a minimum. Public humiliation, insulting, and taunting is highly recommended. This form of tough love is for their own good.

Look at the edouchefag! Smoking an ecigarette while trying to act cool. Everybody is laughing at him.

edouchefag by Earl E Kyler December 24, 2013

edoc 

The code word for when you, a friend, or that bitch you hate is excessively flirting and needs to tone it down a notch.

I shouted "edoc" when my best friend was flirting with Danny Zuko... again.

edoc by plastic surgery obsession April 19, 2017

edouching

to ignore the people around you while using a personal electronic device, like an iphone.

put down your iphone and stop edouching me!

edouching by regth March 20, 2011

edouche 

n. An edouche can be defined as an ex cyber-boyfriend who has generally proven himself to be worthless as a human being aka aggro1.

After 9 months of celibacy and promises of his undying love, the edouche dumped me to go live with his new ghetto-ass girlfriend and stuck me with $200 in charges for the termination fees on his phone which, of course, I paid the bill for every month.

edouche by dirty_snowflake October 4, 2008