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edouchefag 

A douchebag male in his teens or 20s trying to act cool and hip while smoking an e-cigarette. Usually seen in urban areas. This special breed of douchebag spans all ethnic groups. More prevalent among white males. Said douchebag makes it a point that he HAS to be noticed by everyone, especially women. They will slowly walk and strut for added effect. Notice their extra "plumage" or dressing extra "nice" as to be more "hip".

This special type of douchebag makes you want to go up and punch them in the face at a minimum. Public humiliation, insulting, and taunting is highly recommended. This form of tough love is for their own good.
Look at the edouchefag! Smoking an ecigarette while trying to act cool. Everybody is laughing at him.
edouchefag by Earl E Kyler December 24, 2013

Douchefag 

A douchebag who also happens to be a closet homosexual. See fratboy.
Brody: Bro, I went to this frat party last night and got SO FUCKED UP BRO. My ass hurts too for some reason but it was fun bro, you should have been there bro.

Tom: Did you know you're a douchefag?
Douchefag by slamthevagina April 8, 2011

douchefag 

A gay douchebag. A gay man with all of the telltale, annoying behavior of an asshole.
I don't want to roll up blaring Lady Gaga. Makes me seem like a total douchefag.
douchefag by TheCanadaHouse July 25, 2010

Douchefag 

Used to describe those who have gone beyond being a Douche(bag), and/or a Faggot. They exercise many tendencies that are to be made fun of, and rarely have witty if good come backs.

Pronounced; Dhey-shh-fag
God you suck so much. You are such a douchefag.
Douchefag by The Neutrachrist October 29, 2005

douchefag 

douche-fag: a cross between a fag and a douchebag. someone who is somewhat of a prick, not easy to get along with. irrational and likes to have sex with other men.
ryan: I went to the mall, and I aw this cute guy and he was with your bitch sister. I wish he was with me instead because I'm sexy.
al: you're such a douchefag
douchefag by alex middleton December 6, 2006

Douchefaggery 

Qualities that make someone a douche-bag and a fag.

The word can also be used as a noun: Douchefag
Chucks asshole move by stealing Tim's girlfriend was full of douchefaggery.

(n) Wow, Chucks a douchefag.
Douchefaggery by Dan Ryans April 5, 2008

douchefag 

a very gay individual who enjoys making everyone around him very annoyed, some have even considered suicide after speaking to him.. they have been known to offer condoms and free drinks to people in exchange for rides home and friendship. they are known to be seen in the locker room of the current sport they are playing crying in the corner because no one likes them. they generally parasitically attach themselves to anyone who makes eye contact with them. absolutly no one likes this cum gurgling, turtle sodomizing, cock gobbling, queef inhaling, twat waffling, used tampon eating, semen demon
boy 1: i think im going to go kill myself.

boy 2: why?

boy 1: cody triece just talked to me for two minutes straight.

boy 2: that douchefag
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