edouche

a person who uses an electronic device, while ignoring the people around him/her.

Stop being an edouche and talk to me, I am sitting right next to you!

by BZ-BZ-BZ July 15, 2011

edouche

n. An edouche can be defined as an ex cyber-boyfriend who has generally proven himself to be worthless as a human being aka aggro1.

After 9 months of celibacy and promises of his undying love, the edouche dumped me to go live with his new ghetto-ass girlfriend and stuck me with $200 in charges for the termination fees on his phone which, of course, I paid the bill for every month.

by dirty_snowflake October 4, 2008

edouching

to ignore the people around you while using a personal electronic device, like an iphone.

put down your iphone and stop edouching me!

by regth March 20, 2011