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Eluardian 

Term coined in 2008's album Skeletal Lamping by the super popular american band Of Montreal.

It makes reference to the french surrealist poet Paul Éluard.
"An Eluardian Instance" possibly meaning a surrealist instance
Eluardian by cyperphilologist November 28, 2012

Edwardian Section 

To chew through the vampirically hardened placenta of the human-vampire baby in order to remove it from the dying mother, as described in the fourth book of the all-pervasive Twilight novels.

Like a C-section, only with more vampires.
Edwardian Sections (or E-sections) are not approved of by the medical community. Only by sappy fangirls.

Edwarding 

When a person observes or otherwise hangs around another person IRL (whether it be friend, stranger, or object of misplaced infatuation) without the latter's knowledge. Compare stalking. Phrase originates from the nature shown by Edward Cullen of Twilight, whose obsessive behaviour has been mistaken by millions of young girls as twu lub.

Variants include the past tense 'Edwarded', and 'an Edward' to describe the individual him (or her) self.
"I can hear you breathing around the corner. You fail at Edwarding."

"Damn it, why are you sitting outside my window at 3:00 in the morning?! Stop Edwarding me!"
Edwarding by _allismine_ August 7, 2009

Elardian 

A male person who origins come from a great era of mankind, namely the Elardian era. To be Elardian means that you don't shy away from buttstuff. It means that you are into homiesexuality. Furthermore, a true Elardian eats his dinner when it is fully cooled down.
Homie #1: 'the only things this dude does is smoking, rimming and hoarding. He is such a Elardian'
Elardian by ElPiderman69 May 19, 2023

edgarina 

female version of an edgar

typically a latina or wannabe laintina with long straight hair who dresses ratchety
- 6 in acrylic nails
- crop tops
- super skinny jeans
- hot cheeto fingers
- always jears jordans or air force ones
(not to be confused with hot cheeto girls
This girl walked into class looking like a female version of an edgar.
Half of the girls in my school are considered edgarinas and date only edgarsb
edgarina by eatsleepandslay August 22, 2022

Edwardian cladding

While giving your partner a facial or indeed general spunking on while sat astride them, point out that "this job could benefit from some Edwardian cladding", whereupon you shit on them and grind it all over by sliding back and forth over there body, giving them a good coverage of jizz and faeces.
Thanks for the hand job pet, no need to wipe it off as I'll finish off with some Edwardian cladding.