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Eluardian

Term coined in 2008's album Skeletal Lamping by the super popular american band Of Montreal.

It makes reference to the french surrealist poet Paul Éluard.
"An Eluardian Instance" possibly meaning a surrealist instance
by cyperphilologist November 28, 2012
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Edwardian Section

To chew through the vampirically hardened placenta of the human-vampire baby in order to remove it from the dying mother, as described in the fourth book of the all-pervasive Twilight novels.

Like a C-section, only with more vampires.
Edwardian Sections (or E-sections) are not approved of by the medical community. Only by sappy fangirls.
by Generalissimo Dee January 6, 2009
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Equaridian

Located at zero degrees longitude and zero degrees latitude, the Equaridian is the geographic point at which the Equator (0° latitude) and the Prime Meridian (0° longitude) intersect. This point is located in the Atlantic Ocean, about 380 miles (611 kilometers) south of Ghana and 670 miles (1078 km) west of Gabon.
"Hey what's at zero degrees longitude and zero degrees latitude?" "Oh that's the 'Equaridian'." "Are you drunk?"
by thesingleshot December 3, 2013
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Elardian

A male person who origins come from a great era of mankind, namely the Elardian era. To be Elardian means that you don't shy away from buttstuff. It means that you are into homiesexuality. Furthermore, a true Elardian eats his dinner when it is fully cooled down.
Homie #1: 'the only things this dude does is smoking, rimming and hoarding. He is such a Elardian'
by ElPiderman69 May 19, 2023
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Edwardian cladding

While giving your partner a facial or indeed general spunking on while sat astride them, point out that "this job could benefit from some Edwardian cladding", whereupon you shit on them and grind it all over by sliding back and forth over there body, giving them a good coverage of jizz and faeces.
Thanks for the hand job pet, no need to wipe it off as I'll finish off with some Edwardian cladding.
by MoRgANaNaToR666 March 23, 2021
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euradian

I am euradian. I am a faggot.
by yo December 31, 2004
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Edwardian

Something beyond perfection. Coined by Twilighters to denote something inhumanly beautiful, based on the popular character in Stephenie Meyer's book Twilight.
Joe is totally Edwardian. Did you see his abs?
by bex231 October 29, 2008
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