A Dirty Eclair is a soft serve animal poop that has dog hair (or any other type of hair) and dirt covering it. These are not a hard find if u are around animals frequently.
Guy 1: Dude look at that dead rat on the floor.
Guy 2: That’s no rat, it’s a Dirty Eclair!
Guy 1: Woah bro!
Guy 2: Bro!
Guy 2: That’s no rat, it’s a Dirty Eclair!
Guy 1: Woah bro!
Guy 2: Bro!
by BootyScooty July 22, 2019