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To deliver a "blow to the ego", especially through electronic means (i.e. social media). Eblows are especially potent online as the potential for more people to see the blow being struck is increased.
"Did you see that eblow Cam delivered to that guy who was talking crap about CrossFit?"
eblow by c101213 January 15, 2014
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A level of excitement caused by an object, event, person or emotion. The extreme excitement causes one's forearm to rotate clockwise, using the elbow as the fulcrum. The resulting movement is known as elbowing.

Elbowing was first seen in Caucasian males with a specific yet deranged gene mutation. The gene mutation causes these males to dance better (or sometimes worse) than the standard Caucasian.

Elbowable is a close cousin (though not blood cousin) to Fist Pumpable.
Dude 1: "Did you see that dude's mustache?"

Dude 2: "Yes. It's approaching an elbowable level."

Mustache'd Dude: "I just overheard you two talking about my mustache. My girlfriend doesn't like my mustache. Your approval of my mustache makes me want to dance."

Dude 1 & 2: "Dance? Let us teach you The Elbow."
Elbowable by Wellwood October 8, 2010
Ebola but transmitted through a blunt.
Guy: yo nigga pass me the blunt

guy who found the blunt on the ground: let's hope it don't have no Ebolwa you bomboclaat
Ebolwa by Space Walker October 2, 2018

eBlowJob 

The electronic version of getting a blow job for a job well done, deserved or undeserved. If deserved an excellent way to scork yourself by means of printing the eBlowJob and mailing it, framing it, etc. If undeserved it can be forwarded as an excellent way to eShit on someone, especially the schmuck-on-wheels who deserved it in the first place.
I just shit on Jason by hitting goal first, so my boss sent me an eBlowJob and asked me if I wanted a shrimp cocktail when I get off of work. Hussah!

There's an opening! If you eBlowJob me quick I'll be sure to get the position!
eBlowJob by phalon May 18, 2009
elowan is an incredible person, usually they don’t realise their own importance in this world, but they’re always there for their friends.

they have a really shitty humour and are the type of person to do deez nuts jokes, but they have so good music taste !! they know everything and will listen to everything before it’s trending.

they are precious and even if they are not confident all the time, they will always crack a joke to make laugh everyone
- Do you know elowan ?

- The one who’s always running for his bus because he took too much time choosing the playlist he wanted to listen ? yeah AND HE’S SO HOT
elowan by lavabeau November 21, 2021
e blow ( e sex )
online blowjob
niko: someone give me an eblowie
KUTE !! : wtf is that
papito : e sex
eblowie by kelly lopez August 13, 2023
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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