Eblowa
Eblowa by Qwerty just October 20, 2014
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eblow
To deliver a "blow to the ego", especially through electronic means (i.e. social media). Eblows are especially potent online as the potential for more people to see the blow being struck is increased.
Elbowable
A level of excitement caused by an object, event, person or emotion. The extreme excitement causes one's forearm to rotate clockwise, using the elbow as the fulcrum. The resulting movement is known as elbowing.
Elbowing was first seen in Caucasian males with a specific yet deranged gene mutation. The gene mutation causes these males to dance better (or sometimes worse) than the standard Caucasian.
Elbowable is a close cousin (though not blood cousin) to Fist Pumpable.
Elbowing was first seen in Caucasian males with a specific yet deranged gene mutation. The gene mutation causes these males to dance better (or sometimes worse) than the standard Caucasian.
Elbowable is a close cousin (though not blood cousin) to Fist Pumpable.
Dude 1: "Did you see that dude's mustache?"
Dude 2: "Yes. It's approaching an elbowable level."
Mustache'd Dude: "I just overheard you two talking about my mustache. My girlfriend doesn't like my mustache. Your approval of my mustache makes me want to dance."
Dude 1 & 2: "Dance? Let us teach you The Elbow."
Dude 2: "Yes. It's approaching an elbowable level."
Mustache'd Dude: "I just overheard you two talking about my mustache. My girlfriend doesn't like my mustache. Your approval of my mustache makes me want to dance."
Dude 1 & 2: "Dance? Let us teach you The Elbow."
Ebolwa
Guy: yo nigga pass me the blunt
guy who found the blunt on the ground: let's hope it don't have no Ebolwa you bomboclaat
guy who found the blunt on the ground: let's hope it don't have no Ebolwa you bomboclaat
Ebolwa by Space Walker October 2, 2018
eBlowJob
The electronic version of getting a blow job for a job well done, deserved or undeserved. If deserved an excellent way to scork yourself by means of printing the eBlowJob and mailing it, framing it, etc. If undeserved it can be forwarded as an excellent way to eShit on someone, especially the schmuck-on-wheels who deserved it in the first place.
I just shit on Jason by hitting goal first, so my boss sent me an eBlowJob and asked me if I wanted a shrimp cocktail when I get off of work. Hussah!
There's an opening! If you eBlowJob me quick I'll be sure to get the position!
There's an opening! If you eBlowJob me quick I'll be sure to get the position!
elowan
elowan is an incredible person, usually they don’t realise their own importance in this world, but they’re always there for their friends.
they have a really shitty humour and are the type of person to do deez nuts jokes, but they have so good music taste !! they know everything and will listen to everything before it’s trending.
they are precious and even if they are not confident all the time, they will always crack a joke to make laugh everyone
they have a really shitty humour and are the type of person to do deez nuts jokes, but they have so good music taste !! they know everything and will listen to everything before it’s trending.
they are precious and even if they are not confident all the time, they will always crack a joke to make laugh everyone
- Do you know elowan ?
- The one who’s always running for his bus because he took too much time choosing the playlist he wanted to listen ? yeah AND HE’S SO HOT
- The one who’s always running for his bus because he took too much time choosing the playlist he wanted to listen ? yeah AND HE’S SO HOT