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eBlowJob 

The electronic version of getting a blow job for a job well done, deserved or undeserved. If deserved an excellent way to scork yourself by means of printing the eBlowJob and mailing it, framing it, etc. If undeserved it can be forwarded as an excellent way to eShit on someone, especially the schmuck-on-wheels who deserved it in the first place.
I just shit on Jason by hitting goal first, so my boss sent me an eBlowJob and asked me if I wanted a shrimp cocktail when I get off of work. Hussah!

There's an opening! If you eBlowJob me quick I'll be sure to get the position!
eBlowJob by phalon May 18, 2009
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elbowjob 

when an amputee with no hands strokes your meat
I NEED A ELBOWJOB
elbowjob by Zakarya9797 November 8, 2023
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