e-blow

a nickname for someone whose name starts with an e and they suck dick

ebony is such a slut & bop, she probably sucks hella dicks... her nickname should be e-blow

by thtMAINsqueeezee March 9, 2009

eblow

To deliver a "blow to the ego", especially through electronic means (i.e. social media). Eblows are especially potent online as the potential for more people to see the blow being struck is increased.

"Did you see that eblow Cam delivered to that guy who was talking crap about CrossFit?"

by c101213 January 15, 2014

Eblowa

receiving a blow job from someone with Ebola

Yeah I was in Texas and received an eblowa

by Qwerty just October 20, 2014

eBlowJob

The electronic version of getting a blow job for a job well done, deserved or undeserved. If deserved an excellent way to scork yourself by means of printing the eBlowJob and mailing it, framing it, etc. If undeserved it can be forwarded as an excellent way to eShit on someone, especially the schmuck-on-wheels who deserved it in the first place.

I just shit on Jason by hitting goal first, so my boss sent me an eBlowJob and asked me if I wanted a shrimp cocktail when I get off of work. Hussah!

There's an opening! If you eBlowJob me quick I'll be sure to get the position!

by phalon May 18, 2009

eblowie

e blow ( e sex )
online blowjob

niko: someone give me an eblowie
KUTE !! : wtf is that
papito : e sex

by kelly lopez August 13, 2023

Eblowtional

When you’re so emotional, you whip your dick out and blow it in the ocean.

Man: I’m so emotional today, I feel like driving to the ocean, pulling out my average size penis and blowing it in the ocean. I wish I had a name for what I’m feeling….Eblowtional!

by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025