To deliver a "blow to the ego", especially through electronic means (i.e. social media). Eblows are especially potent online as the potential for more people to see the blow being struck is increased.
"Did you see that eblow Cam delivered to that guy who was talking crap about CrossFit?"
The electronic version of getting a blow job for a job well done, deserved or undeserved. If deserved an excellent way to scork yourself by means of printing the eBlowJob and mailing it, framing it, etc. If undeserved it can be forwarded as an excellent way to eShit on someone, especially the schmuck-on-wheels who deserved it in the first place.
I just shit on Jason by hitting goal first, so my boss sent me an eBlowJob and asked me if I wanted a shrimp cocktail when I get off of work. Hussah!
There's an opening! If you eBlowJob me quick I'll be sure to get the position!
Man: I’m so emotional today, I feel like driving to the ocean, pulling out my average size penis and blowing it in the ocean. I wish I had a name for what I’m feeling….Eblowtional!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!