Ebag

A co-worker who exhibits one personality and set of morals around you and another completely fake one around their co-workers and bosses. The fake personality is solely so they can appear a "company man" and not lose their job.

Fuckin' Gabe is such an Ebag. Did you see him kissing the bosses' ass to his face and then talking shit behind his back? What an Ebag!!!!!!!

Ebag by The Conjurer June 2, 2020

ebag

a complete cock sucking farting kneegrow that humps everything with a pulse. including himself and his pet fish who is less than 3 months old named phatch. but even his elephant jack foster isnt able to escape ebags powerful animal fucking skillss. word..

yo check out that ebag humping your mother

ebag by ebag69cocklicker August 18, 2011

E-bag 

To electronically teabag in a virtual environment featuring humanoid avatars, such as on PlayStation Home.

Dude! While she's sitting on that bench, go dance and thrust your avatar's pelvis in her face! You'll totally E-bag her!

E-bag by BigNastyOgre April 11, 2009

E-bag 

In modern context E-bagging is the virtual form of Teabagging. Essentially, the perpetrator must photograph or scan his testicles or Nut Sack and email them, preferably annonymously to the victim.

John was at his computer this morning and got e-bagged by his deranged co-workers.

E-bag by The Psycho April 8, 2008

e-Bag 

The act of e-Bagging a said individual is defined by electronically sending a picture of said "bag" of testicles to the desired recipient. The term e-Bag derives itself from a hybrid of the ever popular device of "e-Mail"(Electronic Mail) and the art of "T-bagging"(see t bag). There is many vehicles in which to deliver said picture. For instance you can use e-mail, digital cameras, or the ever popular text messaging.

AWWW MAN!! Mark totally e-Bagged Sage!!

e-Bag by Chambo and the B-Train November 28, 2007

ebagum 

A sigh of stupidity

Susan, “I booked an appointment for the 12th Feb but it’s the 22nd of June now”

John, “ebagum”

ebagum by Madting69 August 1, 2019

ebagging 

A term used to describe the act of suddenly dropping your sack (testicles) in front of a web camera to an unsuspecting viewer on the other end. The person performing the act usually comes from behind the camera and squats over it so their testicles dangle with the utmost droop-age.

I was totally Skyping with my boyfriend last night and he told me he needed to step away for a second. Next thing I knew he was totally ebagging me! I thought it was aliens for a second, but nope, they were his humungous balls right in my face.

ebagging by DroopyBallsAC October 29, 2012