A co-worker who exhibits one personality and set of morals around you and another completely fake one around their co-workers and bosses. The fake personality is solely so they can appear a "company man" and not lose their job.
Fuckin' Gabe is such an Ebag. Did you see him kissing the bosses' ass to his face and then talking shit behind his back? What an Ebag!!!!!!!
by The Conjurer June 2, 2020
a complete cock sucking farting kneegrow that humps everything with a pulse. including himself and his pet fish who is less than 3 months old named phatch. but even his elephant jack foster isnt able to escape ebags powerful animal fucking skillss. word..
by ebag69cocklicker August 15, 2011
A term used to describe the act of suddenly dropping your sack (testicles) in front of a web camera to an unsuspecting viewer on the other end. The person performing the act usually comes from behind the camera and squats over it so their testicles dangle with the utmost droop-age.
I was totally Skyping with my boyfriend last night and he told me he needed to step away for a second. Next thing I knew he was totally ebagging me! I thought it was aliens for a second, but nope, they were his humungous balls right in my face.
by DroopyBallsAC May 21, 2012
by Skunty October 11, 2007
by Skunty October 11, 2007