Eating Crackers
Eating Crackers by GrossGirl18 August 13, 2016
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Eating crackers by Yessssss Michigan April 4, 2018
Bitch Eating Crackers
Everything this person does annoys you, even something as simple as eating crackers.
Taken from the meme, your BEC is that person who you can't stand.
Taken from the meme, your BEC is that person who you can't stand.
Kim: Look at Erica over there reading that book, so annoying.
Jules: dude, she's just reading, you just think it's annoying because she's your Bitch Eating Crackers.
Kim: yea, but look at her flipping the pages and shit.
Jules: dude, she's just reading, you just think it's annoying because she's your Bitch Eating Crackers.
Kim: yea, but look at her flipping the pages and shit.
Bitch Eating Crackers by fluffyacat March 26, 2016
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Bitch Eating Crackers
When you dislike someone so much that anything they do, no matter how minor or inoffensive, annoys you beyond any rational level - exemplified by the sentence "look at that bitch eating crackers like she owns the place".
Bitch Eating Crackers by pt732 June 26, 2018
I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers
A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.
The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.
The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.
Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers by MC Gee January 23, 2008
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death eating crackers
When you just feel bad in general and cannot pinpoint the source. You have no symptoms of sickness such as a runny nose or nausea, but you really feel terrible.
death eating crackers by Playon September 4, 2006
toss for eating crackers
beautiful babes are exceptions to the rule. Hot chicks do not get tossed out of bed for eating crackers and leaving crumbs.
toss for eating crackers by Astral Brownie September 28, 2006
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