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eat the corn

hmmmmmmmmm..... I thought this would be self explanatory. I think everyone has heard this expression: That chick is so hot that I would eat the corn out of her shit. Well, thats where this comes from. Its just a shorter version.
1) Baby, you sure are lookin fine tonight... in fact you look so fine I'd "eat the corn".

2) Hey Schmed, looky over there.. she looks like Pam Anderson....man, I'd definitely "eat the corn".

3) Dude, your Mom is so hot...tell her I wanna "eat the corn".
eat the corn by Ezeerider July 31, 2004

Eat the corn outa my stool! 

Boss: "You are going to have to stay late and work on the project your co-worker didn't finish."

Employee: "Eat the corn outa my stool!"

I would eat the corn out of her shit 

Similar to I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.

A chick so incredibly hot that you would poke through her feces to recover undigested corn to eat.
"That Jamie is so hot, I would eat the corn out of her shit"

I'd eat the corn out of her shit 

A term used when describing the hotness of a female or to describe an extreme need for food.
1.Brian said he though that chick was so hot I'd eat the corn out of her shit.
2.Waumans said that he was so hungry that he'd eat the corn out of her shit.

You eat the corn and the cob

To physically eat the corn and the entire cob.
Hey Lisa! You eat the corn and the cob.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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