16 definitions by Cramerica Industries

squirrel looking for a nut

A term for a guy looking to get his rocks off with a chick.

When Mike D. and Billy went to the bar Mike commented that he was horny. Billy said that Mike was always horny. Mike stated, "I'm just a squirrel looking for a nut".

by Cramerica Industries January 9, 2007

Stuffed Taco

A woman's vagina with a penis inserted in it.

After Pat had sex with Chewy he commented how she had a great stuffed taco.

by Cramerica Industries January 4, 2007

stuffed taco

A womans vagina with a penis inserted in it

I had sex with Mary the other night and she had a great stuffed taco. I stuffed her taco

by Cramerica Industries January 2, 2007

nipple crippler

The act of getting your teet or nipple twisted or squeezed.

My uncle used to pinch my little boobies and ask me what was worse than a texas tornado and answer a nipple crippler.

by Cramerica Industries January 6, 2007

slap the piss out of the head of the family

a slang term for taking a wizz or urinating

Brian had to pee, so he told everyone that it was time to slap the piss out of the head of the family

by Cramerica Industries January 9, 2007

goatee

also known as a prison pussy

As Mark deep throated Miguel, and Miguel withdrew he commented that Mark had a nice goatee aka prison pussy

by Cramerica Industries January 9, 2007

russell the love muscle

A slang name for one's penis

I told Jill to start sucking on russell the love muscle.

by Cramerica Industries January 14, 2007