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eastland 

"Eastland Grocery" A store located in Cabramatta, Australia, in which there is a dense asian population. The Vietnamese name of the store sounds extremely alike to the word "dumb cunt". Instead of using the outdated word "dumb cunt" you would refer to someone as working at Eastland Groceries.
Johnny: After 3000rpm the VTEC just flicks LA.
Normal Person: This guy must work at Eastland Groceries.
Johnny: Hey, can you buy me some food?
eastland by dohc vtec July 16, 2008

eastland texas 

A small town in Texas. Located in what's known as the big country. A place where everyone knows your business. 3/4 of the population has been to prison or safp for buying drugs, selling drugs, or failing a u.a. on probation. The best job you can hope to find here is at EBAA or Allsups on main street. Most of the people in the town are related in one way or another. It's a black hole. Most people who try to leave this town get sucked back in. Most of the residents were born and raised here. Outsiders are not easily accepted here. There is a saying here that you drive through this location you leave on probation.
eastland texas by Christi2469 June 12, 2018

Joshua Eastly 

AKA Beast of the East, this behemoth is capable of biking through sub freezing weather with nothing but a turban and the power of the rising sun. Capable of raising the sun, his consistent resistance against the Decepticons is all that stops the elimination of the human race.
That Joshua Eastly is super buff.
Joshua Eastly by Kools Toribro April 29, 2010

eastland mall 

A once nice mall in East Charlotte, now a GHETTO-fab armpit...The only nice part of the mall now that all the big stores except Belk and Sears have left or been turned into dicount dumps is an ice rink - Which is also the only place in the mall where you will find any white people anymore...Thats if you don't count the cops patrolling the area.
I went to Eastland Mall this Christmas for some shopping, some 5'6" 120lb punk with size 59 pants and a do-rag stabbed me in my lung with an ice-pick and stole my Carolina Panthers Ball Cap
eastland mall by Mr Ruduck July 28, 2006
The most loyal guy you will meet. An Eastyn will never let you down. Eastyns typically have long hair, but not always. A unique name creates a unique person. You will never meet anyone just like him. He is one of the greatest people you will ever meet. The only thing to look out for is his dirty mind. You will never have a dull moment with an Eastyn.
Person: “who is the greatest person that you’ve ever met?”
Friend: “that would have to be Eastyn, he has never let me down.”
Eastyn by Random_Rhino May 26, 2018

Eastland 

Swedish last name that was changed from "Emmanuelson" during emigration to America
Person 1: Hey are your new neighbors swedish?

Person 2: Yeah they're the Eastlands
Eastland by Doublee7300 February 28, 2009