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The best looking man alive. He has chiseled abs, beautiful eyes, gorgeous brown curls, an amazing personality and the biggest dick ever seen.
He was the best, such an EISSA
EISSA by Bobbie420 March 9, 2020
Words you can keep
Eissa is an arabic male name and it also belongs to (Jesus)

People with Eissa name is the sweetest and kindest ever, they are always down to do anything for you, Eissa is a very sexy/kind/sweet/handsome/freak/shy/cute, also Eissa’s know to have a big dick and so good in bed and people always want an Eissa in their lives.
My friend name is Eissa and he’s the most amazing person I’ve ever met.
EISSA by xxxjesus December 8, 2018
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A guy who has a peanut size brain and have cancer on his troat and loves guys
Eissa failed the math test again.
Eissa by madaret January 23, 2022
Eissa is a person that is odd at times but has a serious side to them but they have a soft heart at best
''He's definitely an eissa''
''He sure is!''
Eissa by Anime_bandit888 August 21, 2021

Ahmed Eissa 

Ahmed Eissa also known as Osos/Oso/Isis/Gosgos/Osi is the creator of the language "حتب". Leader of the "شباكي". One of the greatest Fortnite players of all time. Really nice and humble man.
"Oso fucked your bitch"
"Oso who? AHMED EISSA?"
"yes bro"
"If I was a bitch I would do the same thing tbh"
"Do it without being a bitch"

Extended Essay 

A sick lengthy essay developed by someone who thought that making high school children write a 4000 word college level essay would be funny. The inventor of such an essay is compared to those such as Joseph Stalin, for the reason for creation was for the "justice and equality for all those students suffering through the International Baccalaureate".

The Extended Essay was said to have been the cause of the large drop out rate in the International Baccalaureate program, as students described the process of writing this essay on ANY TOPIC POSSIBLE as hell, death, insaity, suicidal, painful and suffering.

However, the Extended Essay is also looked upon to expand the learning of the students in seek of a challenge. The students that view the Extended Essay as a challege are a very small minority of the students enrolled in IB. To the large consensous of the IB population, the Extended Essay has no bearing on ones future, but demonstrates a large amount of stress compared to a sentencing on death row.
Tommy: Man I can't believe I signed up for International Baccalaureate, they put us through hell with this Extended Essay requirement
Patric: I know, I haven't slept in 13 days because of this assignment. The only thing keeping me going is the 5 redbulls I drnk every time I wink
Tommy: You got to do whatever you can to get into those Ivey League Schools
Patric: Hopefully the Extended Essay will allow me to achieve my three bonus points, and allowing me to score a 45 in my IB mark. That way I can go to Yale and find an interesting women, and hopefully marry rich!
Tommy: That's why we're in it brother...
Extended Essay by Patric Hong January 12, 2009
A wonderful name for a girl. Have very good personalities(cheerful, love to laugh, spiritful and etc.) and have a good looking(beautiful, flawless, adorable, cute and etc.) faces. She is is usually full of secrets, she will keep what she feels or what is her problems alone and try to endure it, because she's a big-hearted person and don't like to argue with people especially with her love ones. Eisya is just a perfect girl-to-date as a man.
Hey, i want to be like Eisya, she's just like a goddess with her pure heart.
eisya by Bae98 December 29, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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