Easing
Chilling with your peoples, kicking back relaxing or just enjoying yourself for the moment. Also can be used to tell somebody to do the same, or to simmer down if they're being too pissy or aggressive.
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Easing the Badger
The name of an inn in Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time books. It's sign depicts a badger dancing with a silver shovel.
The phrase is somewhat infamous in that noboy actually knows what Easing the Badger actually means - people just assume it'll funny and quite lewd.
Jordan himself occasionally toyed with these assumptions without confirming anything.
The phrase is somewhat infamous in that noboy actually knows what Easing the Badger actually means - people just assume it'll funny and quite lewd.
Jordan himself occasionally toyed with these assumptions without confirming anything.
Easing the Badger by LimitedSeahorse June 1, 2018
Easing the Badger
A night of partying that consists of drinking, flirting, and watch South Park, Youtube videos etc. Basically a party with a computer
Dude we totally had a great time Easing the Badger last night. Now I've got Poker Face stuck in my head!
Easing the Badger by That1Dude May 17, 2010
Quantitative Easing
A sexual practice whereby many dicks (as big and as many as possible) are inserted into an asshole. The idea is to annihilate the asshole beyond recognition... to the point where nobody could ever figure out exactly WHICH dick caused all the destruction. It destroys the asshole completely, but the destruction is so great that it couldn't possibly be pinned on one particular dick.
Can also be applied to economics, but the term "asshole" is replaced by subject "economy" and "dicks" are replaced by "The Federal Reserve".
Can also be applied to economics, but the term "asshole" is replaced by subject "economy" and "dicks" are replaced by "The Federal Reserve".
Bob: Damn! That bitch's ass is destroyed! They must have performed quantitative easing on her!
Chris: Well, there is certainly some inflation going on there! They could have at least spit on it!
Chris: Well, there is certainly some inflation going on there! They could have at least spit on it!
Quantitative Easing by RandyMarshCT August 3, 2011
dick easing
when a guy slowly puts in his dick into a vagina or anus, slower than usual, typically at the beginning of sex.
dick easing by ahhhhyes August 11, 2020
QE = Quantitative Easing
QE = Quantitative Easing. Basically, QE is a way for Treasury to print more money out of thin air, so that Federal Reserve can "buy" more American National Debt. Thus, US "owes" 15 trillion National Debt.
Federal Reserve is a "loan shark" organization, privately owned by the world richest and most powerful international fat cat old banker dudes.
Remember, "Loan Sharks" want people to borrow more & more.
Federal Reserve is a "loan shark" organization, privately owned by the world richest and most powerful international fat cat old banker dudes.
Remember, "Loan Sharks" want people to borrow more & more.
The word Bail-Out became a bad name, so QE = Quantitative Easing was invented.
Now, QE is a bad name, so the process of "printing money out of thin air" is called, "President's Jobs' Bill."
Now, QE is a bad name, so the process of "printing money out of thin air" is called, "President's Jobs' Bill."
QE = Quantitative Easing by EndtheFednow October 14, 2011
Yo man you see Earl easing in the parking lot
Derived from the Easy-E song 8 Ball, used to describe the ever so fascinating, yet peculiar Earl. Known to frequent some of the darkest dwellings known to man, not even the most valiant knobble savage would dare to perceive.
"Yo man you see Earl easing in the parking lot?"
"Yeah man, He was one a million"
"That kid is crazy"
"Yeah man, He was one a million"
"That kid is crazy"
Yo man you see Earl easing in the parking lot by Steve-i Rastafari March 14, 2005
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