Where pure little scruffs live who will shag for a pack of aldi digestive biscuits and shag on the village green every friday night with there little smackhead mates
I shagged a lad for a pack of digestives on the village green in Easington
a place where a posh boy will turn into a motorbike thief crackhead in 3-5 working days you go in as a apprentice and come out a green dealer doing 10s on your apollo
1. A prissy, stuffed shirt, wealthy or upper class person who is narcissistic, arrogant and elitist. Originally applied to a wealthy elitist person from the UK, but this is no longer the case. A Douche Ellington is a highly opinionated person who believes their opinions and views are the Gospel and should be held and followed by everyone without question. Real life examples are: Michael Bloomberg, Simon Cowell & Piers Morgan.
Piers Morgan is such a Douche Ellington! He belittles, attacks and insults any guest on his show who doesn't agree with him. When he starts losing an argument, he resorts to name calling, verbal abuse, and lies to support his opinion.