EarthE 

An eco excellent reward, a groovy gift or rad words that are given to friends and others for taking actions that protect this planet's lifeforms.

Also spelled and pronounced "earthy".

Examples include an EarthE kiss, EarthE art, EarthE poetry, EarthE massage, EarthE love, EarthE money, EarthE poetry, EarthE party, EarthE cuddle or any other nice stuff that is given to others for being sweet to our biosphere.

"Because Sara always uses her reusable water bottle, bowl and spoon to reduce pollution I drew a weird but cool EarthE picture and gave it to her."
"Ken rode his bike to school in the rain even though he has an awesome car - so I gave him an EarthE lipstick smooch for helping our environment."
"I sang an EarthE song for Laura because she put compact fluorescent bulbs in her green home."
"I wrote Steve an EarthE story because he eats organic food to defend the oceans, rivers and air."
"When my eco sexy friends volunteer for environmental projects I do an EarthE dance for them."
"Richie shows the new kids how to recycle so I tackled him and gave him an EarthE hug cuz he likes that."

EarthE by Stele Ely March 12, 2008

Dinosaur Earth 

The theory of earth being shaped like a dinosaur. Countless theories exist of why it is like that, some explaining that the velociraptors reshaped earth, the meteorite that killed the dinosaur reshaped it or that Waluigi created it as a dinosaur.

George, I find it ridiculous that you think the earth isn't flat.
Well Mike, I think the flat earth theory is stupid which is why I believe in the Dinosaur Earth theory which is way more realistic

Dinosaur Earth by supersleepykouhai June 12, 2019

Earthquake head 

Absolutely mind blowing fellatio.

Last night's blow job was a real Earthquake head.
I thought my brain was going to explode!

Earthquake head by fishyfishy-oh May 29, 2012

earth eyes 

eyes that have shades of blues and greens, just like the surface of the earth, may have some specks of brown or gold

Boy: Yeah, she has beautiful eyes, they're earth eyes
Dude: I bet, hues of blue and green are breathtaking

earth eyes by eartheyes December 6, 2016

Dinosaur Earther

The people who are blessed with the knowledge of earth being dinosaur shaped.

Flat earthers smell so bad, I became a dinosaur earther instead.

Dinosaur Earther by supersleepykouhai June 12, 2019

Earthworm Sally

Earthworm Sally is a beautiful creature. She spreads diseases. Earthworm Sally is so famous that she even has her own theme song.

Albert: EARTHWORM SALLY SPREADING DISEASES FROM FLORIDA TO CALI.

JULIOOOOO: *silence*
Albert: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Earthworm Sally by \_(*o*)_/ December 22, 2018

Flat Earther 

One who lacks the most important organ, a brain. One who believes that the Earth is Flat, and that space doesn't exist and is just a 'dome' around the Earth and everything is a lie told by the government.

Guy 1: How do u feel about Flat Earthers?

Guy 2: I feel that all Flat Earthers should be sent up in a rocket, and ejected into space, so their last sight will be a Spherical Earth in Space.

Flat Earther by Sur7 January 25, 2019