Earthal 

When something is earthly. Hard to explain but you get it.

The Earthal temperature is rising.

Earthal by Kkaattaarriinnaa November 10, 2017

Earthling Ed

When on the outside you seem very calm and collected, but on the inside, you are fuming and raging with anger.

While it may not seem it, he was Earthling Eding inside.

Earthling Ed by The Macaw May 19, 2020

Earthlink 

The WORST ISP there is on the planet, hands down. Should be out of business. Example below will give you an idea as to what kind of morons run the show there.

Me: "Hi, I'm having problems with my connection"
Earthlink Tech man: "I'm very sorry ma'am"
Me: "????"
Earthlink Tech man: "Calling for tech support? You'd have better luck bleeding a stone."
Me: "I've fixed it myself"

On a more positive note..because of their uselessness I've taught myself much.

Earthlink, like HELLO?? McFly wake up.

Earthlink by Mikeala January 8, 2006

earthologist 

An expert of earthology (the study of earthworks)

My friend is an earthologist

earthologist by damjam2011 December 10, 2011

Eartha Lee 

A strong black woman who believes in God and loves to cook. May have a quick tongue, but loves her family immensly.

Savannah: "This food is amazing!"

Aminah: "Dang, you cook like an Eartha Lee..."
Malik: "Thanks. I'll take that as a compliment."

Eartha Lee by Sav44 November 3, 2011

earthling

A creature bound to the earth who realizes earth will always be home although its forced to live with religeons, politicians and overall clueless people to the final objective of the life force making it almost impossible to breathe. Cant we all just behave? I mean come on.......

earthling by zafod beeblebrox May 15, 2003

Earthavotornadocadoquake

If there is an avocado inside a tornado, and an earthquake inside an avocado, it's an earthavotornadocadoquake.

Mom: Hey Timmy, be careful in the kitchen, there's a terrible earthavotornadocadoquake in there.

Timmy: why am i alive

Earthavotornadocadoquake by Holyboiledcabbages October 29, 2018