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A derogatory term used as a greeting
Hey earney
earney by Bloodybullet May 23, 2016
Words you can keep
He is a great father and is very sweet and kind and he may act all tough on the outside but on the inside he is a cuddle bear and is caring if u are down.
My dad
Earnest is Awesome!
Earnest by Kay.A November 13, 2019

Earnest Blowjob

Also called an earnest blowie or an earnie.

A type of blowjob given on a Sunday night while eating breakfast. The blowjob is served with both hands behind the back, at a slow pace, with eye contact half the time. Low-tempo background music is suggested.
Example: "Hey Job I heard your wife is giving earnest blowjobs these days!"
Job: "Yes."
Earnest Blowjob by Splatter Spree November 16, 2017

Earned my stripes 

Earned respect through some activity
I've earned my stripes, I earned my respect.

I've put in work, I've earned my stripes
Earned my stripes by NoCap🚫 April 3, 2019

Un-earned Cuddle

The act of waking up to a one night stand and having that person clinging and cuddling you as if you are in a serious relationship.
I woke up to go piss and that random girl was clinging to my waist. I don't even know her name. A total Un-Earned Cuddle.
Un-earned Cuddle by Gwynnetastic February 27, 2010

earnesha 

Young beautiful brown skin she may seem ghetto but is very sweet and loving hard working loyal to whom ever she is in a relationship with loves her family will do anything to help them her body is also amazing.
Earnesha is a beautiful brown skin person
earnesha by Virties December 18, 2019

good earner 

Mafioso slang for a mob employee who is a hard worker and of good value to the family. Typically someone is considered a "good earner" because they bring in more money to the organization than they take out. An employee could also be considered a good earner if he/she exhibits a special skill set, such as a keen ability to remember numbers, or being very good at killing people.

People inside the Gambino family wanted to whack John Gotti early in his career because of some outlandish stuff he pulled, but they kept him around because he was a good earner.

Paulie? Why you fuckin wanna whack Paulie? Paulie's a good earner. You're not fuckin whackin Paulie.
good earner by Carson Pumper May 30, 2006
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