EarlyBirds 

The greatest tiny restaurant on the face of the earth near willow brook mall on pompton avenue, located in New Je rsey.

Guy 1- Hey do you wanna go to EarlyBirds?

Guy 2- Sure i'll go that place is the shit.

EarlyBirds by shoopdawoop May 27, 2008

earlybirditude

the (often annoying to others who don't share it) overly happy attitude of early birders - often associated with a great eagerness to call 7am committee meetings and to embark on sales-related shopping trips that mimic dawn raids on enemy encampments

"it's his earlybirditude i can't stand - he doesn't seem to realize that if i'm awake at 6am it's because i'm still up from the day before, not because i had a sudden urge to go running"

"only the most manic earlybirditude could make the shopping mall seem appealing the morning after thanksgiving"

earlybirditude by Anthony Sheppard November 11, 2008

earlybird 

going to bed

wishing you a good nights sleep
I'll be heading towards Wigan tomorrow
and won't be here for a bit
O wait

earlybird
shmirly turd
🖤

earlybird by Krkič June 5, 2019

earlybirditude

Rising earlier than one would like due to both unrelenting back pain and rambunctious felines playing on the bed.

After many attempts to sleep despite the above, finally climbing out of bed to quickly locate coffee, food, and pain relievers, only to be shocked once again at the genius of night owls; thus I now have earlybirditude (great morning cheerfulness).

earlybirditude by tiredone May 22, 2008

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023