Definitions by Bailmaninmo
Road punk
A road punk is the person who drives around like a jackass who:
1)Revs his engine for attention or 2) Purposely drives slow in a raised pickup truck with loud exhaust and when you try to pass will speed up in an attempt to cause anger and rage or cause you to crash.
The Road Punk will usually be wearing some sort of tank top, wife-beater, or no shirt at all because he thinks he is making a statement that he's a big man and a "tough guy" and owns a false muscle car. (Piece of shit)
This asshole is so concerned about being seen that he tends to weave in and out of traffic making a public spectacle of his stupidity.
1)Revs his engine for attention or 2) Purposely drives slow in a raised pickup truck with loud exhaust and when you try to pass will speed up in an attempt to cause anger and rage or cause you to crash.
The Road Punk will usually be wearing some sort of tank top, wife-beater, or no shirt at all because he thinks he is making a statement that he's a big man and a "tough guy" and owns a false muscle car. (Piece of shit)
This asshole is so concerned about being seen that he tends to weave in and out of traffic making a public spectacle of his stupidity.
Road punk by Bailmaninmo July 18, 2025
Below the speed limiter
This is an incredibly inconsiderate, incompetent, and sometimes dangerous driver who causes others behind her to have to hit their brakes to avoid running into her. She (or even he) may think that it's their job to dictate how fast traffic should be according to their stupidity, paranoia, and/or personal fear.
Below the speed limiter by Bailmaninmo July 18, 2025
Blowback
Blowback is when a person cuts a fart (passes gas) and the wind blows the stench of the fart back into his own face.
Blowback by Bailmaninmo July 18, 2025
Hunkered down dead
Hunkered down dead refers to a person who is too lazy do get up out of bed. More specifically one who sleeps most of the time.
Hunkered down dead by Bailmaninmo July 18, 2025
Arkins Ass
Arkins Ass refers to the state of Arkansas. Before it was officially named "Arkansas" there was "old man Arkin" He had such a severe case of hemorrhoids that was contagious, that it became an epidemic. It was so epidemic that it became the name of a USA state. "Old man Arkin" was John Arkin in the early 1800's. So they wanted to call the state 'Arkins Ass" but that didn't work out real well. It then became "Arkansas" .
Arkins Ass by Bailmaninmo November 26, 2019
EAR FUCKED
This is when someone continues to speak AT you even though you don't want to hear or reply to them in any way. Often times the one doing the ear fucking will make statements, then expect some type of response.
EAR FUCKED by Bailmaninmo April 30, 2019
Dick Salute
A "Dick Salute" is the same thing as a regular military salute between officers and enlisted people except instead of saluting the other person with 4 fingers to your hat, or to your rifle, you do that same salute to your crotch area and then wait for the other person to salute back that same way before releasing the salute. It is not limited only to men. Women can do it as well. But it's always done by saluting the crotch. This is starting to get real popular in jails and other correctional institutions. Military personnel should not give dick salutes. That won't work out. This is a civilian thing.
Dick Salute by Bailmaninmo April 1, 2019