Bailmaninmo's definitions

Doc-torr

A doc-torr is a medical doctor who is of Iranian or similar decent. The're the doctors that have a funny accent.

I had to go to Doc-torr office today.

by Bailmaninmo January 1, 2019

Dick Salute

A "Dick Salute" is the same thing as a regular military salute between officers and enlisted people except instead of saluting the other person with 4 fingers to your hat, or to your rifle, you do that same salute to your crotch area and then wait for the other person to salute back that same way before releasing the salute. It is not limited only to men. Women can do it as well. But it's always done by saluting the crotch. This is starting to get real popular in jails and other correctional institutions. Military personnel should not give dick salutes. That won't work out. This is a civilian thing.

He gave me a "Dick Salute"

by Bailmaninmo April 1, 2019

Professional Firer

A Professional Firer is a business owner who continually fires the employees just for the sake of firing them. These type of individuals own businesses just so they can fire people.

John is a Professional Firer.

by Bailmaninmo February 25, 2019

Discombobulated

The state of mind where a person is overwhelmed by everything that they are trying to accomplish. Often times, this state of mind causes the persons mind to "shut down" and therefore be rendered useless for any sort of common sense reasoning.

I get so much interference that I am discombobulated. Discombobulated

by Bailmaninmo April 19, 2018

CATTLE

"CATTLE" is a word that describes a person, or group of people who go through daily life following the dictates of anything they may see or hear from the media. These type of individuals refuse to think for themselves, like livestock, and follow the leader in the blind no matter what their objective is. AND the cattle don't care what it is.

She is stupid, like cattle in a barn house. Any time there is a movement from the other cattle , she will follow. CATTLE.

by Bailmaninmo November 6, 2017

Blastback

Blastback occurs when someone farts and the wind blows the stench of the fart back into the farters face.

I just farted, and the Blastback was horrible

by Bailmaninmo March 24, 2019

Blowback

Blowback is when a person cuts a fart (passes gas) and the wind blows the stench of the fart back into his own face.

Man, I just farted, and it was some real horrible blowback!

by Bailmaninmo July 18, 2025