Bailmaninmo's definitions
Blastback occurs when someone farts and the wind blows the stench of the fart back into the farters face.
by Bailmaninmo March 24, 2019

A doc-torr is a medical doctor who is of Iranian or similar decent. The're the doctors that have a funny accent.
by Bailmaninmo January 1, 2019

A Professional Firer is a business owner who continually fires the employees just for the sake of firing them. These type of individuals own businesses just so they can fire people.
John is a Professional Firer.
by Bailmaninmo February 25, 2019

The state of mind where a person is overwhelmed by everything that they are trying to accomplish. Often times, this state of mind causes the persons mind to "shut down" and therefore be rendered useless for any sort of common sense reasoning.
by Bailmaninmo April 19, 2018

Hunkered down dead refers to a person who is too lazy do get up out of bed. More specifically one who sleeps most of the time.
by Bailmaninmo July 18, 2025

Ass Paper is commonly referred to as "toilet paper", or "bath tissue". There is no difference. However, the term "Ass Paper" is actually the correct word to describe what it's used for. Toilet paper can be misleading, some can assume you use toilet paper to clean the toilet. Bath tissue can be used to clean the bathtub. Ass Paper can only be used to clean your asshole after you take a shit.
by Bailmaninmo February 25, 2019

Ass cold is a term which describes the degree of coldness. If anythings described as "ass" then it's the most intense. Less intensive coldness can be described as "butt cold" , "dick cold" or just "cold" however, "ass cold" is the worst of them all.
by Bailmaninmo January 1, 2019
