Ear Buds

Friends who listen to every word you say when you're saying something you don't want others to overhear.

Person 1: I just finished overhearing Charlotte talk about her secret. She sucks her thumb like a baby at night.

Person 2: Aren't you NOT supposed to know that?

Person 1: Nah, it's all good. We're Ear Buds!

Ear Buds by Tabbycat_Sheena April 4, 2011

Ear Buds

Very large dicks that are called Buds, that go inside one's ear

Hey dude! You want Ear Buds?

Ear Buds by Sammy Holland June 19, 2011

Rat earbuds 

Rat earbuds are earbuds made from a pair of ears off a dead rat's carcass, along with some spare wire. The ears of the rat function as the buds that go in your ears, while the wire functions as the cord and aux plug. Not as good as normal ear buds, but will do in a pinch.

Crafting requirements:

x2 severed rat ears

x1 spare wiring

x1 salvaged aux plug

Johnny broke his air pods and didn't have the money for a new pair so he fashioned himself a pair of rat earbuds for now until he gets paid on Friday.

Rat earbuds by Suckmytoes_77 April 14, 2021

Earbuds

Magical devises that transport you to another demension and get you away from all your problems.

I can't hear you. My earbuds are in.

Earbuds by Dude56931 April 15, 2015

white earbuds

when two men ejaculate in a male or female recipient's ears

me and xenu gave katy perry white earbuds last night

white earbuds by jexson spankins August 18, 2015

Earbuds in a pocket 

A term used to describe anything in a tangled mess like earbuds. Also, SHUT THE FUCK AIRPODS USERS WE GET IT

Yeah those Christmas lights are earbuds in a pocket

Earbuds in a pocket by YaBoyCheesecake May 14, 2019

wired earbuds 

The most annoying thing ever

John was frustrated because his wired earbuds keep getting tangled

wired earbuds by Aaaaron S December 30, 2021