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large mammal ; big-bellied. Love children and punishes them. Main hobby-eating. Can be of african decent or of white. Gay or straight. Large; never slim. Sometimes of asian decent but rare. Like obese whale ; a big bear. somtimes (if so big) body parts are covered by overlapping flaps of fat,(example- a belly button could be covered by over lapping skin on the stomach) . Enjoys special interests in beanie baby friday - teaching cursive - telling white or jew jokes while telling older adults about a recent ta-tu of jesus christ IT got on upper-inner thigh when drunk or wasted. Large/ creature / overweight or big breasted. Strange voice to be heard .

---- slang for ---
OBESE backwards. Obease - Esebo
***WILLIE BEE WANTS YOUR SOUL***
ESEBO by Ina February 24, 2004
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eyeboogers 

Famous contemporary artist. Net worth of 90 million. Actor. Singer. Model.
wow eyeboogers is such a chad!
eyeboogers by noteyeboogers February 24, 2021
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ESEBO • eseoghene • eseosa • Eyeboner • eseba • eseohe • Eseon • eseophe • eseose • Etebong

eseroghene 

Eseroghene is an African American name that means a gift from God.They have really big hearts that are contagious.They are pretty cute people.They have awesome personalitys
and love to make people laugh because they are super funny.They are willing to do anything for their freinds but love drama.People named Eseroghene are really nice and considerate and are really good in relationships and kids.They love large families and are really trustworthy people.Eseroghenes might be a little mean sometimes but dont play with there freindship and are really sensitive people.They love to try new things even if it's good or bad.Peoole named Eseroghene are usually called Ese for short .Eseroghene is a very unique name.
that girl Eseroghene is a really nice person to hang out with
eseroghene by stephenie May 31, 2019
A beautiful and sophisticated young lady. Eseohe is a person who you’d love to have as a friend. She’s honest, caring and knows how to have fun.
OMG I love Eseohe
Eseohe by Truthy October 8, 2018

esemoment 

a moment of stupidity that makes no sense
French toast can melt in a toaster (esemoment)
esemoment by p.rebel March 12, 2016

Hasa Diga Eebowai 

(interjection (and noun) and recently adjective)

A nonsense phrase from the Trey Parker/Matt Stone musical The Book of Mormon, intended to sound Ugandan but in fact untranslatable, although "Hasa Diga" means "just tell" in Portuguese and "Eebowai" means "picture ebony" in Japanese. This is a coincidence.

Within the context of the musical, the phrase means "Fuck you, God", and the song in which it occurs is intended to demonstrate the meaningless optimism of believing in God when social atrocities such as AIDS and female genital mutilation occur daily. The song is a parody of the The Lion King song Hakuna Matata.
We've had no rain in several days (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)
And eighty percent of us have AIDS (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)
Many young girls here get circumcised
Their clits get cut right off (Way oh!)
And so we say up to the sky
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
Hasa Diga Eebowai by G-J-C August 30, 2019

Eyebortion

eye⋅bor⋅tion (ayh-BORE-shun)
-noun

1.
A descriptive classification given to something that, when viewed, is so disgustingly horrifying to the viewer that they want to scrape out their eyeballs, put them in a plastic baggy, and throw them in the dumpster.

2.
The actual satirical medical procedure described above.
1.
"That pic on your profile is an eyebortion. You should remove it."

2.
"You need to remove that pic of your mom's neck from your profile - it's making me want to have an eyebortion. "
Eyebortion by soso2 December 28, 2009
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