eye⋅bor⋅tion (ayh-BORE-shun)
-noun
1.
A descriptive classification given to something that, when viewed, is so disgustingly horrifying to the viewer that they want to scrape out their eyeballs, put them in a plastic baggy, and throw them in the dumpster.
2.
The actual satirical medical procedure described above.
-noun
1.
A descriptive classification given to something that, when viewed, is so disgustingly horrifying to the viewer that they want to scrape out their eyeballs, put them in a plastic baggy, and throw them in the dumpster.
2.
The actual satirical medical procedure described above.
1.
"That pic on your profile is an eyebortion. You should remove it."
2.
"You need to remove that pic of your mom's neck from your profile - it's making me want to have an eyebortion. "
"That pic on your profile is an eyebortion. You should remove it."
2.
"You need to remove that pic of your mom's neck from your profile - it's making me want to have an eyebortion. "
by soso2 December 28, 2009
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