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the worst and most boring fucking town on the face of the earth. the children are all either stoners, whores, sport assholes, or nerds. fuck emmaus.
awful town of emmaus
emmaus by fuck you564 November 1, 2013
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Emmaus is a quiet, bright up girl that brings happiness to her friends, she usually keeps everything to herself and support her friends. Usually none of the friends understands her true self as she don't show them easily.
Emmaus can be used as any form of sentence
Emmaus by Tohru_Honda777 November 23, 2021
Emmaus is a cute, pretty, and helpful girl. Usually people don't understand her, so they betray her. Emmaus don't show her real personality to people, so you need to understand her well enough to be consider as her 'bffs'.
Emmaus can be used in any sentence
EMMAUS by Tohru_Honda777 November 23, 2021

Emmaus High School 

All freshman girls are sluts and think their very cool. They have cool parties and get very drunk and ofter to suck guys dick’s all the time. Each girl sends daily nudes to each boy and are very easy to get with. They dye there hair fake blonde and flirt with every boy possible. The freshman boys are gross and hate all the Allentown Central Catholic boys because they “apparently” steal all their girls. The sophmore girls aren’t much better. They have better parties and often try to get with the older boys. Mostly juniors. The sophomores boys are very cute and date girls in their grade. Much better than the freshman class. The junior and seniors mind their own business and are very polite and the girls aren’t hoes like the freshman and sophmore class but they do like to have there fun. Lots of fun parties full of drinking and drugs!!!
Dude 1/ Hey, I’m looking to pick up a girl to get over my last girlfriend.

Dude 2/ Try to go for a girl from emmaus high school !! There easy to get with.

Dude 1/ Your right!! I already got a hook up date with TWO of them tonight!!
Emmaus High School by badassshit January 21, 2018

Emmaus Catholic College 

A private secondary school hidden around a farm, located in the Western Sydney area. The religion practiced is Roman Catholicism. The school is racially diverse and (oddly enough) religiously diverse. All the rich, cookie-cutter ghetto's go here and it's better than its neighbouring high schools like St Clair High or Erskine Park High which is merely filled with bogan junkies and eshays or eshlads. The juniors are real feral degenerates. Teachers are chill and lit but the admins give the biggest dirties.
Example 1
Mr. N: Good morning, Emmaus Catholic College.
All: Good morning, Mr N.
Mr. N: *presents a 20 minute long speech*

Example 2
Person: so what school do you go to?
Emmaus student: Emmaus Catholic College.
Person: ... the fuck is that?
Emmaus student: it's a school isolated from the outside world. The school is full of Mac Fags.

Emmaus Memes 

Emmaus Memes is a Instagram page that was created by a student/ex-student from Emmaus College Jimboomba aimed at getting back at the school for stupid rules, refusal to do simple things and really really bad fucking choices.
"Hey MR Schweed can you get the bubblers fixed?"
"Sure"
(6 Months later in the middle of summer)

"That fucker lied!! Time to make some Emmaus Memes"
Emmaus Memes by TheEmmausDefiner October 28, 2018

Emmaus Hall 

The Emmaus Hall (better known as the "Emmaus Golden Ring") is when at least 6 men, all over the age of 65 gather in an empty building, and all sit in a circle, all facing the person in front of them. They all collectively pee at the same time, aiming their penises as to shoot pee over the head of the partner and straight into their mouths.
My grandpa loves participating in the Emmaus Hall golden ring in his spare time.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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