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The Emmaus Hall (better known as the "Emmaus Golden Ring") is when at least 6 men, all over the age of 65 gather in an empty building, and all sit in a circle, all facing the person in front of them. They all collectively pee at the same time, aiming their penises as to shoot pee over the head of the partner and straight into their mouths.

Anime genre that revolves around female characters who often have very little personality or memorable characteristics besides being supposedly "cute" (even though most of them are pretty much clones of each other.) You can often tell what their one or two - or if you're lucky, three personality traits are by looking at their hair colours, or sometimes their bodies. For example, the girl with the huge titties will often be put at the butt of every joke.

This genre is typically aimed towards 40 year old men who live in their grandma's basement, have moobs that sag into their greasy slacks and never shower. Some of them even poo in socks instead of getting up to use a proper bathroom. These men are said to give off a unique odour of eggy farts and fecal matter, which repels any living woman - or person from wanting to even look at them, so anime are their go-to substitute for human interaction because apparently it's too hard to get up, take a shower and go outside to get some real human interaction.

The creators of these anime are clever and know very well that they can reuse the same cookie cutter tropes and characters over and over, and still manage to lure in these stinky suckers and make lots of money every time via copy-paste merch and body pillows. Ingenious!

Though it is to be noted that there ARE plenty of normal, hygenic and decent people who may find themselves watching these shows sometimes, but they are not typically part of the main demographic.

The Party Picasso is a popular prank that is common at parties, especially ones where lots of people are drunk/asleep. The prankster defecates into the palm of their hand, walks over to someone who is asleep/unconscious and uses the "brown paint" to paint on the victim's forehead. Paintings can range from the classic schlong to a funny word/phrase. For bonus points, the prankster can shove the leftover "paint" into the victim's mouth for a surprise.

1 Slang term for a penis.
2 The act of a man sticking his schlong into a glory hole, and person on the other side gives him a blow job.

When a man with diarrhea squats onto a penis (or dildo) and shit coats the penis/dildo, then he licks it off

The act of a poor gold digging man and a wealthy rich man, both over the age of 60 having a sword fight with their penises, thus creating a "flop" sound as their dongs collide. The "account" stems from the fact that they do it in front of multiple other old men, who all cheer them on and at the end they all end up having a flop-fest where all these old men have a massive battle using their schlongs as mighty swords.

Have you got someone you hate for Secret Santa? Or in general just a gift for someone you hate this Christmas? Well... you should gift them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge!

First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.