Emmaism 

An extraordinary expression that attempts to capture the upbeat lifestyle of white, American, teenage girls living in the northern states. Emmasisms are often normal words with happy-sounding prefixes/suffixes added on. There are *NO* negative Emmaisms, because Emma doesn't use negative words, except for "Stalkerspace" (aka Myspace).

kaedajnor - "Good Lord... the Gome and Pansy just said another Emmaism. Schamazing karma!"

Emmaism by Kaeda Jnor May 1, 2007

Emmaism 

Religion that comes in realy handy, for example in P.E, when your teacher yells at you to take the bow out of your hair for health and safety reasons, you say "sorry but no. It is religious ornamentation" they respond with "what religion would that be?" and you say "emmaism, its the new christianity"
In our new politicaly correct society, said teacher would be unable to deny that emmaism exists, for that could be called spiritual intolerence, and may deserve a ticking off!
(does not always work-some teachers are just wankers)

P.E teacher: Emma, remove those bracelets, we are playing cricket today, and you are a health hazard!

Me: Nope sorry, its religious ornamentation, i'm practicing Emmaism.

P.E teacher: Fine, leave them on. (to self) bloody hate that child

Emmaism by NymphetaminexGirl April 7, 2008

emmanism 

An Ideology designed purely for maximizing Work Ethic and Efficiency.

I support Emmanism because it made us better people.

emmanism by Emma J Zackery December 18, 2020

emmasmoldyear 

they’re an amazing person and never fail to make people laugh!

“ emmasmoldyear is so funny!”

emmasmoldyear by dyznii March 10, 2021

emmeismommy 

emmeismommy is a great person..I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!!!! theyre so pretty and they deserve the world.

omg have u seen emmeismommy's new tt???

emmeismommy by ileuma June 4, 2021

emmaisbetterthanulol 

coolest mutual ever!

person 1: are you mutuals with emmaisbetterthanulol on tiktok?
person 2: no why?
person1: well you should be! they are the coolest mutual you could ever have!

emmaisbetterthanulol by goldenspottah September 15, 2021

Emmanism 

"Emmanism" is a religion about worshiping "Goddess Emma Watson" as the Supreme Goddess. It's followers Emmanists believe that she's the most powerful being with an immense source of energy, and follow her every command.

She's been a fervent follower of Emmanism since forever.

Emmanism by PriestessEm February 23, 2024