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Really glad I found EFAP, what would I do without my weekly dose of 'Tism
EFAP by Rorksen November 25, 2019
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The act of masturbating to a fictional character. Usually a video game character.
"Dude it may be weird but Jaina Proudmoore is too sexy. I'd efap to her."
efap by Havochimself March 17, 2016
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Efaporation

To rely on evaporation to clear your bedsheets of cum after a vigorous session. To be true efaporation, a tissue must not be used in any way.
"Hey bro, aren't you gonna clean that shit up?"
"Naw, I'm relying on efaporation tonight."
Efaporation by Likeigiveafuk June 19, 2014

efaporation

e·fap·o·ra·tion (n.)
1. the phenomena of masturbating frequently enough that one defaults on semen (males) or ceases to produce natural lubricant (females).
Thanks for all the sexy pics of Bo Hu, but I'm afraid I'm all efaporated.

"I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability."
-- Oscar Wilde on efaporation
efaporation by Ninjabeam January 3, 2009

Efaporate 

The process of semen evaporation, post fapping.
"It's okay honey, just let it sit for a while on your face, it will efaporate eventually."
Efaporate by Efaporator May 7, 2012
Verb: to make that which is wrong even more wrong through absurdity and or controversy
The men efaparqed the injustice of women being unable to vote by further voting that women do not deserve use of their left legs.
Efaparq by a_snake December 3, 2018

Efaporation

When it's so hot that your cum evaporates upon leaving the body
It was so hot yesterday when I came efaporation occured
Efaporation by Imtheskatman September 26, 2019
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
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Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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