EFAP

A place for all massives

Really glad I found EFAP, what would I do without my weekly dose of 'Tism

by Rorksen November 25, 2019

efap

The act of masturbating to a fictional character. Usually a video game character.

"Dude it may be weird but Jaina Proudmoore is too sexy. I'd efap to her."

by Havochimself March 17, 2016

Efaporation

To rely on evaporation to clear your bedsheets of cum after a vigorous session. To be true efaporation, a tissue must not be used in any way.

"Hey bro, aren't you gonna clean that shit up?"
"Naw, I'm relying on efaporation tonight."

by Likeigiveafuk June 19, 2014

efaporation

e·fap·o·ra·tion (n.)
1. the phenomena of masturbating frequently enough that one defaults on semen (males) or ceases to produce natural lubricant (females).

Thanks for all the sexy pics of Bo Hu, but I'm afraid I'm all efaporated.

"I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability."
-- Oscar Wilde on efaporation

by Ninjabeam January 3, 2009

Efaporate

The process of semen evaporation, post fapping.

"It's okay honey, just let it sit for a while on your face, it will efaporate eventually."

by Efaporator May 7, 2012

Efaparq

Verb: to make that which is wrong even more wrong through absurdity and or controversy

The men efaparqed the injustice of women being unable to vote by further voting that women do not deserve use of their left legs.

by a_snake December 3, 2018

Efaporation

When it's so hot that your cum evaporates upon leaving the body

It was so hot yesterday when I came efaporation occured

by Imtheskatman September 26, 2019