E.m.f.s 

Emfs is End My Fucking Suffering.

Gert- Hey carl E.M.F.S
Carl- No

E.m.f.s by Jolly hugs May 27, 2018

S.E.M.F. 

"Speak English, Motherfucker"
Acronym that should frequently and forcefully offered to immigrants--legal or illegal--to the US who refuse to assimilate and insist on jabbering in foreign tongue.

As I was getting on the 2 train in Wakefield, I passed a gaggle of babblers spewing forth "espanol." "S.E.M.F.!" I said. They thought it had something to do with green cards and the INS, and they scattered like cockroaches in the light.

S.E.M.F. by New York City Dave June 26, 2008

P.P.D.S.P.E.M.F.O.B.B.T 

Pill Popping Dope Smoking Pussy Eating Mother Fucken Outlaw Brothers Biken Together

found on tattoos, colors, and business cards. P.P.D.S.P.E.M.F.O.B.B.T

P.P.D.S.P.E.M.F.O.B.B.T by THE LONE BIKER October 21, 2010

S.E.M.F. 

Shit Eating Mother Fucker

A little boy just stole your candy.
you yell, "Come back here you little semf!"

S.E.M.F. by alliSINFUL May 13, 2005

s.o.m.f.a.i.w.e.m.w.t.y.h 

Short for Sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart

He wanna see S.O.M.F.A.I.W.E.M.W.T.Y.H

s.o.m.f.a.i.w.e.m.w.t.y.h by Mrgill2812 June 12, 2018

A.F.S.C.M.E.

1. American Federation of State County and Municipal Employees (AFSCME)

2. Another Fucking Scam Concocted by Mediocre Employees

3. A so called "labor union" that is really just an excuse for government employees to sit around all day, peform no labor whatsoever, complain and treat taxpayers like crap.

4. The reason lazy, rude, incompetent public employees can't be fired.

Taxpayer 1: You know that gal at the "service" counter was a complete bitch again today. Why don't they fire her. She can't do her job.

Taxpayer 2: A.F.S.C.M.E.

A.F.S.C.M.E. by taxpayersunite April 4, 2009

j.s.t.f.u.a.e.m.o 

it means Just shut the fuck up and eat me out

im really about to tell me man to j.s.t.f.u.a.e.m.o

j.s.t.f.u.a.e.m.o by izzballzzz August 7, 2023