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A union out there that's bustin' their balls doin' a lot of shit work you take for granted.
The fuckin' union that works for you!
Stands for Amalgorated...Fedralizated...hey, I don't know what the fuck it means.
All I know is that they're hard workin', tax-payin' people like YOU, and they don't take shit from nobody. YOU GOT THAT ASSHOLE?
They pick up your fuckin' garbage.
They got broads out to keep your kid from gettin' run over by some hard-on.
They plug up the holes in the road so you don't fuck up your car.
They push around a lot of little old ladies from Florida.
They're out there zappin' rats and roaches and makin' sure your kids don't drink piss from no fuckin' water fountains.

They're fuckin' AFSCME.
AFSCME by Skedaddles March 9, 2009
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AFSCME stands for A.ssholes F.uckers S.hitheads C.unts M.orons E.xtortionists
Those AFSCME union employees get paid 3 times what everyone else makes and they're five times as rude. Must be nice to have a job where they can't fire you for spitting on the public.
AFSCME by darlap January 19, 2014
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This is a very rare non to spot in the discord server called fish otp, he used to be a insanely godlike bedwars player before he got book banned. Now all this unique creature does is undress Vina and buy her new shoes using his fishy otp bot wich smell's like vina the thing he likes to consume daily. This unique creature will make fun of you if you speak with a bri ish accent. He will consume England (Vina especially) and then eventually dominate the world. DO NOT LOOK FOR THIS CREATURE AS IT COULD RESULT IN WW69
Person 1: Hahahaha the U.K. is so gamer, also can i get a bo ole of wa ah
Person 2: Omg how dare you speak with a bri ish accent I'm now gonna become Ascme and consume the U.K. following WW69.
Ascme by LeonardoEsanu April 29, 2022
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