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A union out there that's bustin' their balls doin' a lot of shit work you take for granted.
The fuckin' union that works for you!
Stands for Amalgorated...Fedralizated...hey, I don't know what the fuck it means.
All I know is that they're hard workin', tax-payin' people like YOU, and they don't take shit from nobody. YOU GOT THAT ASSHOLE?
They pick up your fuckin' garbage.
They got broads out to keep your kid from gettin' run over by some hard-on.
They plug up the holes in the road so you don't fuck up your car.
They push around a lot of little old ladies from Florida.
They're out there zappin' rats and roaches and makin' sure your kids don't drink piss from no fuckin' water fountains.

They're fuckin' AFSCME.
by Skedaddles March 09, 2009
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1. American Federation of State County and Municipal Employees (AFSCME)

2. Another Fucking Scam Concocted by Mediocre Employees

3. A so called "labor union" that is really just an excuse for government employees to sit around all day, peform no labor whatsoever, complain and treat taxpayers like crap.

4. The reason lazy, rude, incompetent public employees can't be fired.

Taxpayer 1: You know that gal at the "service" counter was a complete bitch again today. Why don't they fire her. She can't do her job.

Taxpayer 2: A.F.S.C.M.E.
by taxpayersunite April 04, 2009
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AFSCME stands for A.ssholes F.uckers S.hitheads C.unts M.orons E.xtortionists
Those AFSCME union employees get paid 3 times what everyone else makes and they're five times as rude. Must be nice to have a job where they can't fire you for spitting on the public.
by darlap January 18, 2014
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