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E.L.F.F. 

Evil Little Fat Folk -
A short, fat person with a terrible disposition.
"That woman in the plus size section was so rude to me!"

"I know, she's such an E.L.F.F.!"

Examples of E.L.F.F. worthy mention:

-Roseanne B.
-that mean woman at the gas station
-that guy at the toll plaza that won't ever let you slide, not even for a penny
-Rosie D., who makes the list despite height
-that guy who did your taxes last year that made you fill out the forms twice
-Joe P.
-Jerry F.
-that woman that ALWAYS has something rude to the server right before they wait on you
-Dick C.
And the list goes on...
E.L.F.F. by AbsentShe March 28, 2009
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G.T.E.L.F.A.F.M 

Get The Ever Loving Fuck Away From Me!

Used to not so kindly ask a person for space or to leave.
John for all that is good on this earth. Please G.T.E.L.F.A.F.M!
G.T.E.L.F.A.F.M by Paladin_Avalon August 22, 2024
Everlasting Friends

The name of the fanclub for the Korean Pop music group, Super Junior.
"The E.L.F. think Super Junior is awesome."
E.L.F. by siwontskyu September 1, 2008

B.F.F.L.A.E.U.B.O.U.D.S.U.A.E 

Best Friends For Life And Eternity Until Both Of Us Die Shrivel Up And Explode.
Myah and I are B.F.F.L.A.E.U.B.O.U.D.S.U.A.E!!!!
Entitled little fucks. Don't have any religion attached to them. They are spoiled, nasty and obnoxious.
Look at those little fucking E.L.F.s. They are in my son's class this year. Their mother's are pieces of shit too.
E.L.F. by Trucker Mel September 21, 2016