E.A.E.

Emergency Anal Evacuation

A day after the bean burrito eating contest, I had an E.A.E.

by Jon D. December 20, 2002

E.A.S.

Explosive Ass Syndrome. A condition that usually happens when one is far away from home or a suitable public facility designed for such an explosive event!
If one is lucky enough not to soil themselves, they usually end up with a shart stain or two!

"Dammit Peggy, every time I eat that dang chili of yours I develop E.A.S., and my ass begins to resemble a cornucopia of propane and propane accessories!"

by Misty Dawn May 30, 2008